#1
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Add him.

It's a bit of a laugh like.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#8
I have made an amazing discovery:

Elijah says:
don't YOU know?
Santa says:
I've been known to know on occasion.
Elijah says:
oh, just on occasion?
Santa says:
Interesting!
Elijah says:
Very. It seems you don't know ALL the time
Santa says:
Yes. Totally!
Elijah says:
well then you don't really know wether i've been bad or good
Santa says:
I used to know wether you have been bad or good. But that was before the accident.
Elijah says:
and now you don't?
Santa says:
Well, I just hope you won't get mad at me.
Elijah says:
so i can do whatever i like?
Santa says:
Really?
Elijah says:
yes
Santa says:
Yes.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...