#1
paris hilton is trying to save elephants from gettting drunk.

WTF? lol how is that possible?

can you imagine an elephant in AA?

"Hello. My name is Dumbo and im an alcoholic"

just needed to be said
#7
"It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them."
-paris hilton

now if we could only do something about those damn elephants hanging out in bars.
#8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Megalulz. Someone needs to put her to sleep. (as in tranquilize her, and not kill her)
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#9
wh...



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#10
Why does anybody care what Paris does? I'm still baffled as to how this leech gets any attention.
#11
She just wants all the booze for herself.
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#12
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She just wants all the booze for herself.


lol i agree with you and fonzie here

ayyyyyyyy
#14
paris hilton is a spoiled brat with nothing better to do than have sex infront of a camera with some guy she probably picked up at a truck stop john.

she's an idiot
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#16
id like to see a drunk elephant myself.
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#17
"The elephants get drunk all the time," the World Entertainment News Network reported Hilton, who was jailed this year in an alcohol-related driving case, as saying.


Ah man, that made me laugh.
#20
that must be crushing for the trainers....


i hope you got the pun.
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#21
she's kinda being a little bit hypocritical, dont you guys think?
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#24
google is your friend Eric
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#25
lol so i see a mudkip is a pokemon

POKEMON!
with the poke and the mon and the ahh ahh ahh
#26
lol so i see a mudkip is a pokemon

POKEMON!
with the poke and the mon and the ahh ahh ahh
#27
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Wait...

Drunk elephants...

What?!

Oh come on, are you telling me you didn't notice?

Whens the last time you saw a straight-edge elephant?!
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#28
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she's kinda being a little bit hypocritical, dont you guys think?


No, she's anorexic, she can call anyone an elephant.
#29
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Megalulz. Someone needs to put her to sleep. (as in tranquilize her, and not kill her)


Nah i think she should be euthanised or at least neutered, it will prevent her from passing on those terrible genes of hers
#30
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No, she's anorexic, she can call anyone an elephant.



i was sorta talking about getting drunk and whatnot, but funny nonetheless
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#31
Drunk elephants.

A bigger problem than AIDS.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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