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I was in my room with my Telecaster earler tonight and playing around with something twangy and stereotipicaly country. This is what i came up with. Just for the excersize, I'm trying to write one song a day.


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Im setting here on my thrown with my panc around my ankle's.
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wondering why lifes turned out the way it has.
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My bills don't get paid. And I always feel drained.
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Would some one trade lifes with me.
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For sale or trade. It's guaranteed you'l not Have it made.
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And the bill collectors garnesh your wages.
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My jeans have holes. and so does this story.
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Just ask the the credit card company.


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When I was young and18 I had my life be for me.
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Wondering what life had in store for me
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Maybe I would join the milatary, or just stay home and get maried.
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I never thought that it would turn out this way.
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And the bill collectors won't go away.
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My life realy sucks, so I just want you to know.
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so you won't be disapointed after the trade.


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I had two heart atachs when I was thirty seven.
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Two stents put in my arteries.
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I just can't resist biscuits and gravy. And fat back in my beans
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What is that feelling my arms going numb.
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You might want to get that looked at
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And rember noooo trade backs.