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#1
im gonna feel mad guilty but im chillin with my unc and his gf friday and saturday, were gettin some beer and some bud. and this one girl that is gonna be really wants to hook up, and i have a feeling ill probly give in to temptation...
any opinions? i need to find a way out of this, but still end up going to chill with them.
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#3
Don't be an idiot...kill one of them and use the corpse for sex.
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#5
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Don't be an idiot...kill one of them and use the corpse for sex.


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But seriously, just don't get too drunk and keep your head man.

and no, I've never cheated on a girlfriend (response to the title).
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#6
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Don't be an idiot...kill one of them and use the corpse for sex.
and then it's not cheating 'cause, you know, it's your victim



no, i've never cheated on my girlfriends and i have no respect for those who do.
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#7
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You bastard, you don't love your girlfriend.



EXACTLY.

and if you still call it "bud" you shouldnt even be allowed to smoke it.
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#8
i hate you

but no seriosly which ones hotter?

Edit before anyone calls me a dick im kidding (not really)

but if you love your girlfriend then why is this an issue?
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#9
Punch her in the face as soon as you get there. I guarantee she wont want to hook up with you any more.
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#10
Something i havent done and wont do. How would you feel if your gf did that to you?


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#11
Well, I haven't had an oppurtunity to cheat on my girlfriend, or indeed a serious enough relationship to cheat on. Given that there was someone I loved enough to sleep with I would most likely not mess it up for just ANY piece of ass. I would not cheat on my girlfriend.
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#13
oh man i feel guilty for saying i have when everyone else hasn't :P
when you're half a world away from a girl its a different story though.
#14
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Don't be an idiot...kill one of them and use the corpse for sex.


ya, man, dead men tell no tales and dead corpses tell of no sexings (or scream rape for that matter)

and no, ive never cheated.
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Bassists are very, very loyal. =]
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you know what i meant, asshat
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#19
I would feel horribly guilty afterward and by horribly I mean it would haunt me for the rest of the time I dont say anything, which is why I've never done it or will.
#20
If you do that you deserve that your girlfriend kicks you in the nuts and spreads rumors on you having a stash of gay porn.
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#23
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and i have a feeling ill probly give in to temptation...


I'm sorry, but this statement pretty much proves you aren't ready for any sort of serious relationship. If you are doubting your own ability to stay loyal, regardless of alcohol and weed, then something needs to change. Learning to show some respect would be a nice place to start.


*note* This is not me just trying to be an asshole, I'm trying to give sound advice.
#24
i never have, never plan to, never will

if you do, i want to kick your ass cuz then you would be contributing to the stereotype that guys cheat on their women... and my gf is so paranoid that im goin to cheat on her cuz of guys like you...
#25
Cheating on your girllfriend\boyfriend is THE LOWEST thing you could do.
If you do, you are a major piece of SHIT and do not deserve a girlfriend\boyfriend. Plus if you get a disease and then give it to your significant other, you are gotta get the **** kicked out of you. And you would deserve it.
#26
well im proly gonna get flamed for this but oh well, i have on most of my gf's buts its been when the relationship had pretty much ran its course, like we no longer have sex and argue most days.

but if you are still happy in your relationship then dont get drunk simple.
i have been soooo close to cheating when i was still happy in a relationship, i mean as a young guy its ****ing hard to say no when some hot chick is simply offering you no strings hot sex.


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#28
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well im proly gonna get flamed for this but oh well, i have on most of my gf's buts its been when the relationship had pretty much ran its course, like we no longer have sex and argue most days.



Not flaming but dude, that's honestly no excuse. If your relationship is in the shitter then show some common courtesy and break it off.
#29
Nope, but I have caused girls to cheat on their boyfriends...mainly because they aren't happy with their relationships..but don't want to end them because they don't "want to hurt" their boyfriends. So they cheat on them instead...terrific.

And yeah I know it's my fault as well, but I would have dated them if they had broken up with their boyfriend and were interested.
#30
i kissed another girl, does that count as cheating?
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#32
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Punch her in the face as soon as you get there. I guarantee she wont want to hook up with you any more.

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#33
no i never have. never could.

if it was to the point that i felt like i wanted to, id just break up with my girlfriend. i mean, if i would feel the urge to cheat on her, obviously something is missing in our relationship, and i might as well end it.
#34
Dude, i would never cheat on my girlfriend if I ever have one. I doubt it though, my parents are prbly gonna make me get an arranged marriage HAHA. unless i meet someone and run away. haha. anyways. the point is to just tlel ur self that i won't cheat. say it before u sleep too just in case u dn't do it in ur dreams or subconsiously cuz if u just say you won't but don't think it, then it might happen and u'l be like kicking ur self later on. trust me i used this method for remembering **** like homework and stuff. u gotta really believe that you don't want to do it. Also, do something stupid as soon as u see her like yell out, IM GAy, or I have a aGirlfriend so that she won't waste her time and energy trying to seduce u when u already know it won't happen. ALso, try and ask ur girlfriend, maybe she'll give u some tips on what women like and don't like so that you can throw this new girl off your tail.
#35
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i kissed another girl, does that count as cheating?
It depends on the context. I kiss my friends' wives in front of my girlfriend. That's not cheating.


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#36
nope, never cheated on my gf never will.
just kinda a treat others thing. i'd never want anyone to cheat on me, so im never going to cheat on anyone.
#37
By far the lowest thing you could do in a relationship. The person who you cheat on with is just as bad. So many idiots at my school ruin their relationships because of this ****.
#38
No, I have never cheated on a girlfriend.

I have not had the desire to cheat on a girlfriend either, especially because I genuinely respect my girlfriend, and because I value my relationship with her enough so as to not jeopardize it.
#39
hell no man, that is one of the lowest peice of **** things you can do

if you get the temptation just think, you have a girl that loves you and will be there for you the next day.
this girl will be a one night thing im guessing so dont ruin somthing good over one night
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