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#1
Hey Guys...
I just got off the phone with my girlfriend
She sounded really....sad
and she wouldnt tell me why
She has been really withdrawn the past few days
I really love her and I don't want to lose her
Anyway, I was wondering if there were any real specific signs that a girlfriend is about to dump you. And I swear to god, if anyone calls me a pussy, I will come to their house and stalk them, make incisions in their bodies, and **** the incisions until they die, but not until i do that to the rest of their family while they watch.
and no she wont leave me because im so violent i dont talk like that around her
#3
When she openly has sex with another man in front of you.
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#5
It's because you tell people that you will stalk, kill, and dismember them.

But really, just ask her in person. If she can't tell you, tell her she doesn't trust you enough and move on.
#7
okay listen how old are the both of you and how long have you been going out?
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#8
Well think about it, has she been hanging out with any other guys lately? Have you done anything to hurt her or offend her? Is she going through any stressful situations in her family life or something?
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#9
lol 16 and still a virgin, where do you live i want some of that?
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okay listen how old are the both of you and how long have you been going out?


we are both 16 and we have been going out for a month and there has never been a single fight between us, no friction at all
#12
lol month? buddy, you cannot actually love someone after a month you can barely trust them, you LUST not love, but give it some time and it will change. she may just want attention or drama
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#13
lol month? buddy, you cannot actually love someone after a month you can barely trust them, you LUST not love, but give it some time and it will change. she may just want attention or drama
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#15
A really good sign that you're about to be dumped is if she says to you "We need to talk" when she sees you.

I promise you that it will never be followed up with "I need to suck your c0ck more."
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A really good sign that you're about to be dumped is if she says to you "We need to talk" when she sees you.

I promise you that it will never be followed up with "I need to suck your c0ck more."



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Dude she's pregnant!


I hope to god that you're kidding.
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#19
best way i got dumped was when i had sex and after it she looked at me as if to say its over. i was like 'see ya'
#22
well i was gonna say when she stops saying "love you" at the end of phone convos or when you are leaving her house, but being only 16 and only been going out a month its gonna be to soon for the L word to of even been said yet.
so i dunno she doent like you touching her doesnt keep eye contact when you talk to her stuff like that.
just because she doent wanna tell you why she is feeling sad doent mean she doent like you, it could be deep troubles that she doesnt trust you with yet cuze you have only been going out for a month.
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i hope so to cause then someone would start a religion(about a pregnant 16 year old virgin-mormon) and theres already enough of them anyway.(enough religions, not pregnant 16 year old virgin-mormons)

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#24
Lol Mormon? Maybe one of the community elders wants her for wifey number #15. I'd start packing your bags, man, you're about to be given the boot from the town.
#27
barrel roll quickly!

uh dude don't worry it's probably just PMS

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yeah shes a 16 year old mormon she aint having sex


lol thats why shes made that she found out her family worships a phony cult.

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#29
Oh geez...you have been going out for a whole month?
And now you are worried shes going to dump you?
She probably is going to dump you because you are way to insecure.
Women can sense when a guy is insecure. And they don't like it.
#31
Man, if you are sure she is going to dump you the only way out is to dump her first... that way you're not the poor sucker who got rejected, and you can always tell people you were the one who ended the relationship.

And you've gotta act really patronising if she says she was thinking of breaking up too. For example:

You: "Sorry babe, but I think we should start seeing other people. I feel like I need to move on. It's not you, it's me. *continue with cliche break up bullsh*t*"

Her: "Yeh that's ok. I was thinking the same thing"

You: "Sure, sure. Whatever you reckon. You don't need to hide behind those lies, it's ok to be really disappointed. You can cry, I don't mind."

Her: "No I'm serious. I really was going to break up with you, you just beat me to it."

You: "Yeh, keep telling yourself that. I can see lying to yourself is your way with coping with loss, thats fine."

Her: "OMG you're such an asshole" *SLAP*

She will call you back in 5 minutes GUARANTEED!!! This method is 100% foolproof!!!

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#32
Dude before you assume she wants to break up with her, since she's your girlfriend and seems depressed man up and talk to her. Chances are she's having a problem and needs you or someone to talk to, so step up to the role.

Don't worry about whether you two will break-up if you dwell on it chances are it's going to happen sooner rather than later. If you have no friction then you might have potential for a long term relationship so don't screw up early in the game.
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#33
Why'd you mention that she's a mormon? Cause mormons get made fun of a bit, that is just asking people to make fun of your girlfriend. I mean seriously I had to restrain myself from making a polygamy joke.
#34
she could just be bleeding out of her vagina
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Why'd you mention that she's a mormon? Cause mormons get made fun of a bit, that is just asking people to make fun of your girlfriend. I mean seriously I had to restrain myself from making a polygamy joke.



because mormons belive in no sex before marriage,
#36
When she dies?
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#37
She's not infatuated with you any more, so she's gonna be dumping you within, oh, id say the next week.


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#39
Menstruation?

I find that girlfriends of a single month don't generally say something like, "Hey, I'm on my period...so yeah...". Generally, girlfriends (in my experience) are slightly less inclined to talk openly about their period - especially if it's only been a month.
#40
i think you should try asking her again and tell her that you give her whatever support she needs. She could be pregnant for all you know.
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