#1
Yeah I'd like to grow sideburns. Is there any ways to grow hair fast on my face?
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#6
Wheaties.

Puts hair on your chest which you can then rip off and glue to your face.
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#7
lol there is nothing u can do but wait
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#9
I wish I knew...I have great facial hair, except I have a crappy moustache, and nothing connecting it to the rest of my face. It's like, an inch or two of my cheeks on each side of my mouth have no facial hair. Then I coul dpull off some bleh mutton chops, and my neck is covered in hair, and I have a decent goatee, but no "soul dot."

I don't know what is wrong with my face.
#10
Wait.
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

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#13
Age a little bit.
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#14
It's a natural/genetic thing man. You don't randomly get a thousand facial hairs... it takes time, maintenance, and a long long waiting period (if you're 16 or something).
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#15
eat lots of pepper , haha put pepper on anything you eat , if your eating cereal put pepper on that too , it dont matter what it is bam it up with some pepper , it puts hair on your chest or so i hear , so maybe you;ll get some hair on your face , or trim your pubes and glue them to your face , i'd go with the pepper
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#16
learn a martial art. Have you seen Chuck Norris' face when he was young? and look at him now...

there's a man with facial hair...it's like God's gift to man right there.
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#17
Masturbate.. with your face?

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#18
inject your face with some Rogaine
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#22
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Yeah I'd like to grow sideburns. Is there any ways to grow hair fast on my face?

why do you even want to? shaving sucks man, you're not going to have a beard forever.
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Yeah I'd like to grow sideburns. Is there any ways to grow hair fast on my face?
Fast? No. It's a matter of time.

Just get your self a CALENDAR and find something to do while you're waiting.


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Fast? No. It's a matter of time.

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#27
A mask of feces will work great!

Make sure it is "fresh", though.

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#29
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Don't. Shave. It. Off.

I have bookmarked a lollercoaster of a story that will drill into your head the point to never shave your asshairs.

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#30
the more you shave it, the faster it grows. trust me. i have a beard.

there are small hairs there you probably cant see. shave shave and shave some more. after a few weeks you'll see some stubble.
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#32
Reach puberty?
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#33
be a man... thats how you get facial hair........


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#34
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Don't shave for a while ...



shaving actually promotes growth. it has a similar effect with long hair, where if you get the split ends cut every so often, your hair will grow longer than it normally would if it wasnt trimmed

so keep shaving, eventually youll look like a lumber jack in no time
#35
Do it like on Jackass...

Get your friends to shave their pubes, and then glue them all over your face.

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