#1
I think I may have stumbled upon something but I dont think anyone will take me seriously if I try to tell them- Namely acedemics at my university.

I like to do things to myself that make other people recoil in disgust. Just recently, I tried to remove my toenails without anesthetic because they had grown inwards and were causing me pain. Well I botched it up and had to be taken to the hospital to have them removed properly.. And to stem the bleeding properly.

Anyway, the think I have stumbled upon is the curing abilities of tincture of Iodine against the flu. I dont like having a flu, in fact, I hate being ill. So a few days ago I went to the hospital and asked for a set of syringes. I told them I was a heroine addict and they gave me needles, a trick my housemates told me about. Then I went to the pharmacist and asked for tincture of Iodine.

I went home and injected myself with a very small amount of it under my skin. A few hours later I felt very sick and I had a headache. The next day my symptoms had lessened so I injected some more. Again a very small amount and it seems my symptoms have almost completely gone.

The side effects are horrible but I think its worth it. I only thought of this because Iodine is a disinfectant and it helps heal wounds. I thought it would be a long shot that Iodine could stop the flu virus but it seems to have. However, it could just be blocking the symptoms and I could still be much more ill than I think I am.

All I need now is a willing HIV/AIDS patient to see if injecting them with Iodine will stop HIV...

>_>
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#2
Can anyone explain why when my nose is clogged up, masturbation seems to be able to unclog it for a few minutes?
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Can anyone explain why when my nose is clogged up, masturbation seems to be able to unclog it for a few minutes?


Possibly the hormone Oxytocin cause dilation of the nasal passage as well as the surrounding blood vessels... I dont know really.
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#4
this threads a joke right?


i honestly dont see them giving away needles and syringes at hospitals , heroin addict or not.
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Anyway, the think I have stumbled upon is the curing abilities of tincture of Iodine against the flu. I dont like having a flu, in fact, I hate being ill. So a few days ago I went to the hospital and asked for a set of syringes. I told them I was a heroine addict and they gave me needles, a trick my housemates told me about. Then I went to the pharmacist and asked for tincture of Iodine.


That's funny, when I tell people I'm a heroine addict they look at me funny.

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Can anyone explain why when my nose is clogged up, masturbation seems to be able to unclog it for a few minutes?


Possibly because of the heat building up.
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#6
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this threads a joke right?


i honestly dont see them giving away needles and syringes at hospitals , heroin addict or not.


No, Im serious. Hospitals do give away needles in the UK to anyone who claims they are a heroine/intravenous drug injector. It is to stem the tide of HIV infections due to sharing of needles so they hand out clean needles.
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#7
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Can anyone explain why when my nose is clogged up, masturbation seems to be able to unclog it for a few minutes?


When you shoot the seamens into your nose, they unclog it temporarily, but seamens are sticky little bastards, so they clog it up real soon.
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#9
wow. you fascinate me!

what other stuff have you done?
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#11
You're a bloody idiot, and you're going to die soon from one of your stupid little stunts.
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