#1
What things did you do or say? For example, first time I heard Jimi Hendrix's name, someone asked me who he was. I replied 'Isn't he the guy who made the puppets?'

First time I saw a drop c tuning, I decided to tune higher. Mistake.

C'mon, share yours?
#2
back when I was a noob I always double posted my threads
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#4
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
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#5
I made family guy jokes in the religion thread, looking back that was a big mistake. I made most of my major n00b errors on another forum, thank god.

I stuck stickers on my bass, I regret that cos they were ****ing transfrers and I'm still trying to get them off now!
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sooo tempted to sig that
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Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


ok thats funny, but how does that have enything to do about noobs?
#11
I remember trying to plug a bass into a guitar amp
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ok thats funny, but how does that have enything to do about noobs?


It doesn't, per se, but I thought everyone was due for an Office quote.
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#13
I remeber I would quote things from stuff like comedys and stand up comedians and try to make it sound as if I'd made it up...****ing stupid I sounded like an asshole
#14
When I was a noob, I was wondering who the heck John Petrucci was, and frequenting the religion thread and attempting to defend myself against self proclaimed law students. What a mess. Then there was the time I argued with UGers that had oversized boobs for avatars over pornography being a bad idea.
#15
Back when...

Uh... Hmm. It seems I was never a noob. I was born a guitar god. Suck my dick, all of you.

Although there was a point where I believed the pickup switch still altered sound when you weren't plugged in
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I remeber I would quote things from stuff like comedys and stand up comedians and try to make it sound as if I'd made it up...****ing stupid I sounded like an asshole


...that was 2 months ago

When I was a noob, 9/11 hadn't happened yet.
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I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#18
I flamed everyone that deserved it.

Now I'm forced to ignore them or be banned again

EDIT: Wait, do you mena guitar noob, or ULTIMATE-guitar noob?

As a guitar noob, I did nothing stupid besides thinking amps size was the most important thing about them.
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#19
I thought it'd be cool if i drew on my lame ass strat copy. How I was wrong. Looks stupid as fuck and I actually liked the sound...now it's embarrising to play that piece of piss...
Also, I read tab upside down...but only for like a day, until I realised.
#21
i used to believe that an air guitar was a real thing.... And that it was speciallised to lead guitar....

Yeah that sucked..

I also said that satriani and petrucci were nothing special..... still do (joke) their ok

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#22
I sent an offensive PM to someone because they didn't like Led Zeppelin. I was a total close-minded bastard.
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i used to believe that an air guitar was a real thing.

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