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Why do they advertise Televisions on television ?

Really, when you think about it, they are trying to sell you a new one that supposedly has the latest and greatest in picture and sound quality to replace the old crappy one you have, but the commercial you are watching, is on your old crappy TV. So whats the point ?
This is just something that popped into my head the other day and I thought it was kind of funny.

Post back with your own Why do they questions.
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#2
Why do they advertise computers on the internet?

Why do they advertise print in magazines?

Why do they advertise music on the radio?

Why does everyone say Tom Delonge sucks when they can't play any of his riffs?
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Why does everyone say Tom Delonge sucks when they can't play any of his riffs?


...cause he sucks


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#10
Why do they tell people who need an ISP to visit their website?
Why do they tell people who need a phone to 'call now'?

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#11
Why does everyone say Tom Delonge sucks when they can't play any of his riffs?


The whole world doesnt have enough delay/echo to play one.

And TS, they just do. ok?
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...cause he sucks

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#15
You know everytime i see one of those Sony Bravia Adverts thats really well shot and vivid in colour I think:

"My TV is so ****ing good!"

(its not a sony bravia btw)
#19
It's like being a door-to-door door salesman...
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#21
^And that means he sucks?

I just can't say he sucks when I've spent, and will continue to spend, so many hours of my life feeling happy cos of the songs Tom DeLonge wrote.
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I usually agree with you, but Tom DeLonge? We're talking about the guy from Blink-182, right? I'm pretty sure I could play all of his riffs legato.

You'd be surprised how many people can't.

And how many of those say he sucks.

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^And that means he sucks?

I just can't say he sucks when I've spent, and will continue to spend, so many hours of my life feeling happy cos of the songs Tom DeLonge wrote.

**** yes. Frenchy Fungus shares my opinion. I don't care if he sucks. I still like him.
How many bands today are as fun and immature as Blink 182?

How many?

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Why do they advertise Televisions on television ?

Really, when you think about it, they are trying to sell you a new one that supposedly has the latest and greatest in picture and sound quality to replace the old crappy one you have, but the commercial you are watching, is on your old crappy TV. So whats the point ?
This is just something that popped into my head the other day and I thought it was kind of funny.

Post back with your own Why do they questions.

That reminds me of some comedian (maybe Lee Evans) going on about electricity advertised on TV. He was like, "What's the point in that, we've already got electricity. If we didn't we wouldn't be watching TV, we'd all be sat around in the fucking dark!"

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You'd be surprised how many people can't.

And how many of those say he sucks.

^but really if you practiced for two days maybe, you could easily have time to learn every riff, and still have time to go play stairway at guitar center
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^And that means he sucks?

I just can't say he sucks when I've spent, and will continue to spend, so many hours of my life feeling happy cos of the songs Tom DeLonge wrote.

No, it doesn't necessarily mean he sucks. I guess when I think of a guitarist and their suckitude, I think in terms of technique and ability as a musician. He could be the greatest songwriter on the planet. I just meant that he's not a good/great guitarist.
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^And that means he sucks?

I just can't say he sucks when I've spent, and will continue to spend, so many hours of my life feeling happy cos of the songs Tom DeLonge wrote.

just because you like him makes him good? I myself am a Nirvana fan, but Kurt wasnt really a good guitarist and i can admit that.


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just because you like him makes him good? I myself am a Nirvana fan, but Kurt wasnt really a good guitarist and i can admit that.

Yes.
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why is there brial on the drive through ATM's?
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Why are all the shows on Living TV about dead people?
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#32
I see where Mr. Threadstarter is coming from.
They try to demonstrate HD quality to you over a standard TV which simply isn't possible.
Not worth a whole thread though.
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#34
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Threadstarter, you are an idiot.


I may be an Idiot but it is not because of this thread.

But if I am the idiot then why are you the one wasting your time reading thru this thread and wasting more time by posting in it just to tell me smething I already know?

Hmmmm.
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#35
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#37
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Not worth a whole thread though.

true but the same can be said for alot of stuff in the pit.
did you notice how it quickly turned into a Love/Hate Tom Delonge thread.
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Eggs were around long before chickens (dinosaurs).
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#39
They advertise Tv's they hope will be better then the one consumers are currently using which will influence people with old sdtvs to get high def ones. The ones they advertise arent for people who dont own tv's they are ones for people to upgrade from their current setup.
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How many bands today are as fun and immature as Blink 182?


What's your age, again?

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