#2
but its supposed to be his best friend
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#3
They got married?

When I first saw them dating I just put it down as puppy love.

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#5
"Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago."

oh don't worry guys, he's normal.

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#11
There was another guy in the US who is married to his Gibson.



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#13
"The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun."

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#15
"The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies"

I wonder if that astrologer knew he would actually do it.
#16
Can someone please stop the world spining?

I'd like to get off
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#17
This world is ****ed up, what the hell is going on? Firstguys shagging bikes, now this!
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#18
Isn't this pretty normal in India? I swear I've heard about several occasions where people marry their dog in India.
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#20
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i didnt read the article. was it a homosexual dog human wedding, or was it straight?


As if it makes any fucking difference. He married a damn dog!
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#21
This is nothing new, the eccentric in my town married his dog in the mid-80s.

That's Jake Mangel-Worzel for all you Yorkshire folk who may know of him.

But then again he did also change his name to The Occupier so he'd get more mail. What a legend.
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#22
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#23
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Would be good if he'd married a cow. Nice try though
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#24
This is ****ing awesome. Probably one of the few weddings that will truly make it to "Till death do us part". Wonder if the sex is good? Oh and I have to throw in a joke. I bet his wife is a real bitch.
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#25
Pfft, guys marry dogs in the U.S. all the time... My brother for example used to date all these really hot chicks and now he's married to this ugmo. Oh, he literally married a dog...What a whack job.
#26
I have a photo on my phone of a news article in my local paper with the headline "Girl Marries Dog"

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