#1
Don't know if this has been done before????

anyways i love doing these...pretty self explanatory....continue the story!!


There was once a guitarist who practiced and practiced so much but still sucked.....he had no money..and no one loved him......

his life was very depressing. He would go to guitar center and play on the guitars all day long and then get kicked out for playing really ****ty and really loud....one day, on the way to guitar center...something AMAZING happened.......
#2
he counted all the way to schfifty schfive. shazam which is incredable for a dimwit retard. This little boys name was yngwie malmsteen and he was a douch
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#4
he found, lying on the floor in its case, a 1959 Gibson Les Paul in a white finish with a flame top. When he picked it up, something happened
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he wasn't harassed by the salesman there



lol we all know that never happens
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he found, lying on the floor in its case, a 1959 Gibson Les Paul in a white finish with a flame top. When he picked it up, something happened


he turned into slash and was rich, but then
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the spirit of Jimi Hendrix descended from heaven, and he spoke: "Young guitar player, take this. Spread the power of love and rock." And with this, he handed him a guitar made of solid gold. "THANKS!" But the kid, always listening to the random bull**** that floods our radios, had to ask "But.... who are you?" Suddenly flames erupted from Jimi's fingertips and he thrust his guitar into the small childs face. The kid was thrown into the depths of hell ad laughed at for eternity.


/thread.
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the spirit of Jimi Hendrix descended from heaven, and he spoke: "Young guitar player, take this. Spread the power of love and rock." And with this, he handed him a guitar made of solid gold. "THANKS!" But the kid, always listening to the random bull**** that floods our radios, had to ask "But.... who are you?" Suddenly flames erupted from Jimi's fingertips and he thrust his guitar into the small childs face. The kid was thrown into the depths of hell ad laughed at for eternity.


/thread.

i don t like that ending, so ill pick up the story after he turned into slash


"but then"

the real slash appeared. Seeing his clone startled him, so Slash challenged the boy to a shred-off. And trumpets sounded, as the Apocalypse drew near...
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scrambling for a pick, he grabbed an unusually large green one with fangs from the fretboard of his dope ass guitar
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