#1
okay, so i need some advice.

So in September my girlfriend of two years broke up with me, whatever no big deal except we never had sex. She said she wasn't ready which i was completely respectfull of and i never pushed the issue. Anyways on to the main part; I met this other girl about on a month ago, we've fooled around a couple times but now she wants to have sex TOMORROW. (She knows I still haven't done it).

So...do i do it? if i do i know everyone on UG is a sex god, advice...pointers...

Thanks a ton in advance, if i wasn't desperate i wouldn't have posted this
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#2
Yes you do it. Simple as that.
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#3
well dude if your ready and want to then why not? but if your not just say no and if she doesn't respect your choice then shoot her! well ok maybe not but at least dump her lol
#4
just think it through. think with the right head in this situation. is it really logical?
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#7
i love the guys at UG, what the **** am i thinking about this for? what kind of a man am i....
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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#8
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#10
Use a condom!


Or at least pretend to for her sake
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#11
u gotta hit that g-spot too cause she is gonna tell all her friends
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#12
4play first, get to know the hole your gonna be dealin with, plus itll be easier after youve got it moist. then go for it when your not quite too excited that you feel your gonna bust the moment you get it in. but you wanna be hard or it aint gonn work obviously, change positions if you get tired, or shes gettin too juicy and feelin loose. my first time i remember how surprised i was that it wasnt like jacking off, and i usually didnt lotion masturbating, so the juicyness was a new to me.
#13
do "it" yourself a few hours before, so ou wont be done in 4 sec. Notice this could really bckfire if later on she wants more, i mean you wouldnt want to have to tell her no...
#14
good luck
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#15
Use a condom. Careful too, because she might be a hoebag. Don't do it in any possibly compromising positions, because if she does turn out to be a hoebag, she might use that **** to blackmail you, and you'll be trapped!
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#16
Ever been on wikiafterdark.com? That has heaps of info if you need tips and pointers.
Oh yeah, and totally do her.
#17
make sure you get it in the right spot, don't just guess and push hard. If you **** that up it's a game ender believe me.
#18
sex...for me....is not a big deal...i was rly nervous b4 my first time...but u no....i did it, and it was great, very intimate, thought provoking, and well feels very good....just relax it can be a lot of fun!!!
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#19
im against the jack off first idea, cause theres nothing more embarassing than not being able to work at 100 percent... and theres nothing more impressive to a chick than being hard the whole time.
#20
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4play first, get to know the hole your gonna be dealin with, plus itll be easier after youve got it moist. then go for it when your not quite too excited that you feel your gonna bust the moment you get it in. but you wanna be hard or it aint gonn work obviously, change positions if you get tired, or shes gettin too juicy and feelin loose. my first time i remember how surprised i was that it wasnt like jacking off, and i usually didnt lotion masturbating, so the juicyness was a new to me.


+1 :P
#21
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well dude if your ready and want to then why not? but if your not just say no and if she doesn't respect your choice then shoot her! well ok maybe not but at least dump her lol

I concur with his thought. Cheery-o!