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#1
today in my college dorm i left the door open and jammed out in a pretty smooth yet funky blues rythm.

long story short, this emo girl came in and let me have sex with her.

rock on brothers the dream is true!
if your fingers arent bleeding, then your not playing hard enough
#5
hahaha whatever
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#8
yes because we all dream to bang emo girls


edit: yeah dude nice flag..i saved it on my computer
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#9
You've probably got a STD.
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#10
If you are telling the truth thats cool. I was playing guitar on the pier out on lake eerie, and this comes up to me (im playing acoustic guitar obviously) and im tuning my guitar from a C# tuning used in Over Now by Alice in Chains, she asked me if i knew any jack johnson. I said no i do not i am sorry. She said oh, ok then walked away.
Kinda made me feel used, like just cause i have an acoustic guitar means im a medium for Jack Johnson.....I havent had anything like you story happen to me... yet...
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#11
And I will use UG's favorite cliche'...pics or it didnt happen.
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#12
Awesome Flag
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#13
tellin u man, emo girls especially love getting banged. its all they want really and its almost disturbing
if your fingers arent bleeding, then your not playing hard enough
#14
i've found that guitar playing is less attractive the better player you are. chicks don't care if you can play all 7 modes, but if you can play "hey there delilah", instant secks.
#15
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#16
u just need to play with confidence
if your fingers arent bleeding, then your not playing hard enough
#17
the flag nearly made me fall out of my chair
I was thinking the exact same thing.

And even if this is the truth, the guy is enough of a loser to have to brag about it online.


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#18
AHHHHHH YOU CAUGHT EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1 quick take a shower and listen to as much slayer as possible.
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#20
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i've found that guitar playing is less attractive the better player you are. chicks don't care if you can play all 7 modes, but if you can play "hey there delilah", instant secks.



SO right, and Jack Johnson.....
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#23
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i've found that guitar playing is less attractive the better player you are. chicks don't care if you can play all 7 modes, but if you can play "hey there delilah", instant secks.

no, i can play "HTD" and it dont do ****
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#24
pics or it didn't happen
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#25
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The last time I tried to play guitar to get laid, the girl who was watching died from the awesomeness.

So you got laid too, right? I mean no one was watching were they?
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#26
Today a very cute redhead walked by me, smiled, and said "Hi"

I was smiling at the time because i figured out what wood i was going to use as the top of my guitar. (Spalted Burl Maple will do that to ya)

Although, not to say it didnt make my day a little brighter... albiet I'm guessing she was at least 4 years older then I am.

Anyway, this doesnt really ever happen to me. Kinda weird. She probably thought I was someone else, for like 10 seconds, somehow.
#27
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i've found that guitar playing is less attractive the better player you are. chicks don't care if you can play all 7 modes, but if you can play "hey there delilah", instant secks.

*searches tabs for hey there delilah*
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#28
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So you got laid too, right? I mean no one was watching were they?
Well, I was playing a piece that lasts about 12 hours (it's that awesome). By the time I was done, I figured I might as well for my trouble...unfortunately Rigamortus (Sp?) had kicked in.
#29
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#30
im not really trying to say emo girls are easy.. im trying to say that for those who are disbelievers, yes it is possible, and yes YOU can get laid by being proficient at guitar.

practice, get good. work on your social skills a tad and everything can and will come into place.
if your fingers arent bleeding, then your not playing hard enough
#31
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Well, I was playing a piece that lasts about 12 hours (it's that awesome). By the time I was done, I figured I might as well for my trouble...unfortunately Rigamortus (Sp?) had kicked in.

Damn you Rigor Mortis! It's what got me last time....
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#32
Rigor Mortis hasn't stopped me before......
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#33
Post #30:
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im not really trying to say emo girls are easy..
o rly? what did you say 16 minutes ago?

Post #16
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tellin u man, emo girls especially love getting banged. its all they want really and its almost disturbing
Try to keep your story straight, dude!
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.. im trying to say that for those who are disbelievers, yes it is possible, and yes YOU can get laid by being proficient at guitar.

practice, get good. work on your social skills a tad and everything can and will come into place.
lol, no.

1 - Emo chick is horny.

2 - All the guys Emo chick normally bangs are at the free clinic, getting their penicillin shots.

3 - Emo chick hears loud noisy. Goes to investigate.

4 - Emo chick sees next victim.

5 - ?????????

6 - PROFIT!!!
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#34
^ You keep owning so many today SYK, are you the messiah?
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#35
^ No, I just got my BS detector back from being calibrated.
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#36
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i've found that guitar playing is less attractive the better player you are. chicks don't care if you can play all 7 modes, but if you can play "hey there delilah", instant secks.


Woah, thats true. Chicks always want you to play easy boring stuff. Not a kickass metal riff/solo.
#37
Quote by schecter_guy
i've found that guitar playing is less attractive the better player you are. chicks don't care if you can play all 7 modes, but if you can play "hey there delilah", instant secks.


very true it works every time
#38
and then the threadstarter showed her his birkenstock and polo shirt collectionand they talked about jack johnson........ whatever bro
#39
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and then the threadstarter showed her his birkenstock and polo shirt collectionand they talked about jack johnson........ whatever bro

He showed her his pokemans.
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#40
my guitar playing alone has never gotten me laid, if anything I play like one song at the end of the night, or the next morning. Use your personality, any girl that's all over you just because you can play a guitar clearly isn't a catch
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