#1
Post your's.

My idea is to unexpectedly propose to her, and then right after she accepts, reveal to her that you've been cheating on her.
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#2
Have sex with her father
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#3
start a facebook group called " i want to break up with my gf" and then invite her to it.
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#5
Have your best friend do it for you while you watch silently in the corner.
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#7
Hit her with your car... If you dont have a car, drop her onto train tracks.
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#8
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#10
Stab her with a knife. Throw her into the bay. No one will ever know you two were together.
#11
Have sex on her bed............WITH A GUY!!!
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#12
Keep your pimp hand strong
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#15
my friend told me about some guy he knew who had anal sex with his girlfriend and promised to stop she said to. once he started he didn't stop till he was done, though she told him to almost right away. technically she broke up with him but he was asking for it, so I guess that would be a pretty fun way to break up with some one
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#16
"Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bull****. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship."
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#17
Say "I'm sorry, but it's not working out. You're a good person, but I don't see this going anywhere. I'm really sorry"

The non asshole way FTW!?
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#18
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Have your best friend do it for you while you watch silently in the corner.


Have your best friend do her for you while you watch silently in the corner.
#19
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Post your's.

My idea is to unexpectedly propose to her, and then right after she accepts, reveal to her that you've been cheating on her.



that's so coward

i know it cause i was about to do it, but i decided to face my mistake(we didn't break up though)
#20
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"Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bull****. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship."
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#21
Wait till she comes down with the flu right? then go over to her house with some soup, and some homemade brownies, fresh out of the oven. Bring her her favorite video/movie to watch. tell her you have to some errands to run and then get out of there. After she eats the soup she will watch the movie. Make sure at the end of the movie, you tape over it with video footage of you getting a blowjob from her best friend. Then you turn to the camera and say "YOu just go dumped" right as her best friend spits your cum into the bowl of brownie mix that was used to make the brownies she is hopefully eating at that exact moment.

I mean it's pretty standard procedure man
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He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl( ****ing stoner)
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#22
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my friend told me about some guy he knew who had anal sex with his girlfriend and promised to stop she said to. once he started he didn't stop till he was done, though she told him to almost right away. technically she broke up with him but he was asking for it, so I guess that would be a pretty fun way to break up with some one

im afraid i dont understand, could you clarify what happened?
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#23
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Say "I'm sorry, but it's not working out. You're a good person, but I don't see this going anywhere. I'm really sorry"

The non asshole way FTW!?

lol
#24
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Post your's.

My idea is to unexpectedly propose to her, and then right after she accepts, reveal to her that you've been cheating on her ... with her sister.
*fixed*
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#25
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Wait till she comes down with the flu right? then go over to her house with some soup, and some homemade brownies, fresh out of the oven. Bring her her favorite video/movie to watch. tell her you have to some errands to run and then get out of there. After she eats the soup she will watch the movie. Make sure at the end of the movie, you tape over it with video footage of you getting a blowjob from her best friend. Then you turn to the camera and say "YOu just go dumped" right as her best friend spits your cum into the bowl of brownie mix that was used to make the brownies she is hopefully eating at that exact moment.

I mean it's pretty standard procedure man



Whats that from?
I really dont like ska much any more... : /
#26
I know of this couple who were going out for a while. The guy was a dick and the girl was amazing. Anyway, the girl broke her leg and couldn't walk for a while. At a party, while she still had the broken leg, the guy takes her crutches and yells out to everyone in the party "STAND UP IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND". She couldn't stand up, having a broken leg and all, so they were finished.

Doing this would require an already broken leg, or perhaps breaking their leg on purpose.
#27
idk some girl posted it as a bulletin and i happened to see i while doing stuff for my band on myspace. i got a lol out of it


Dumpweedit: that was to ska tech
Old king cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl( ****ing stoner)
and he called information for numbers he could have easily looked up in the phone book.
#28
Win-win situation. Ask her to perform all kinda of weird sex acts. If she does it, awesome. If she doesn't, she's gone.
#29
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idk some girl posted it as a bulletin and i happened to see i while doing stuff for my band on myspace. i got a lol out of it


Dumpweedit: that was to ska tech

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#30
sell your relationship on ebay.... to her.

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