#3
He's not all that funny, although I did crack up when he said, "Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew."

It was just unexpected
#4
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#5
It's really not a character that can hold up over the entirety of a feature length movie. The first 20 minutes was pretty funny, but I think I laughed twice during the rest of the movie.
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#8
when i first meet my wife when she 13 her vagin very nice and tight but now when she 16 her voice deepen BORAT BORAT and her vagin like sleeve of wizard
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#9
I like the one where nobody ever quotes that god-awful movie again.
Seriously, the only funny part was the bear in the ice cream truck. Shit was dope.
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#10
"my moustash still reeks of your anus" or somthin like that i havent seen that movie in 4ever
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#13
"I am at Henry Regatta, where lots of old men come to look at lots of young men in a boat shaped like a man's chram"

"When my retard brother Bilal is in his cage my sister always wave her vagine at him saying "You will never get! You will never get!" But one time he break out, and he get!"
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#14
*makes out with woman* "This my sister!"
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#15
Quote by M.O.P
when i first meet my wife when she 13 her vagin very nice and tight but now when she 16 her voice deepen BORAT BORAT and her vagin like sleeve of wizard


+100

It's hard to make a whole thread out of this though...he has about 4 quotes:
Jagshemash!
Ee's Nice!
I Like!
My name'is'a Borat

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#17
My neighbor is pain in my ass hole...... i get the step for my house .. he must get the step for my house.. i get the window from the glass....he gets the window from a glass.. i get a clock radio he cannot afford great success!
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#19
epic: 'ello. my name 'a borat, i lika you, i lika sex, it is naaaice. thees is my sister, she is number four prostitute in all of kaazakhastan. verry naaaice!!
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#20
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what's up vanilla face

That was definitely the one that made me ROFL.
#21
Quote by Zero-Hartman
+100

It's hard to make a whole thread out of this though...he has about 4 quotes:
Jagshemash!
Ee's Nice!
I Like!
My name'is'a Borat


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#22
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Seconded.
#23
The series was much, much better and less scripted. Doesn't anyone agree?
#25
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The series was much, much better and less scripted. Doesn't anyone agree?


I do actually, whilst the film is genius he was much better on TV. I love the one where he goes wine tasting and shows those two old guys a picture of him doing his sister! "We make joke! I pretend she my wife!"
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#26
Quote by Tombe
I do actually, whilst the film is genius he was much better on TV. I love the one where he goes wine tasting and shows those two old guys a picture of him doing his sister! "We make joke! I pretend she my wife!"

Yeah, he gets genuinely drunk in that episode.
#28
Quote by Sam_Prillaman
what's up vanilla face


One of the only funny Borat quotes.

I don't find it that funny at all.
#29
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