Why do I sometimes find that there are certain places on a piece of paper

#1
That my pen just wont write on.

Yet it will write everywhere else. This has been pissing me off for some time now. Especially right this second when I've got maths coursework due in in 2 hours :/
#2
It's the devil man.
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#3
sweat?
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#7
It's where there's waxy grease **** from your hands or somewhere on the paper, it stops the ball of the pen gripping on and writing. This is my theory at least.

Solution: Use fountain pen. As an added bonus they feel much classier and you can erase the ink with those things.
#8
I ended up leaving a massive gap and finishing the work really far down the page :p

And even after its finished i go back with any pen and it still doenst write... that guys right, it's the devil
#9
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It's where there's waxy grease **** from your hands or somewhere on the paper, it stops the ball of the pen gripping on and writing. This is my theory at least.

Solution: Use fountain pen. As an added bonus they feel much classier and you can erase the ink with those things.
Fountain pens are all well and good, but there's an easier solution:


WASH YOUR HANDS.


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#11
Grease on the paper, can get there easily after you've eaten crisps.
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#14
Work it out with a pencil.

Seriously though if your maths cw is due in 2 hours why are you on UG?
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Fountain pens are all well and good, but there's an easier solution:


WASH YOUR HANDS.


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