Poll: matt damon?
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Matt Damon YAY!
17 27%
Matt Damon NAY!
47 73%
Voters: 64.
#1
This year's sexiest man alive title has NOT gone to this guy



NOR to this guy


NOR to this guy


and NOT even to this guy!



it has gone to none other than that douche bag, that complete idiot...


MATT DAMON




I mean, seriously... I'm not gay, but even I can tell he has about as much good looks and charisma as a can of spam!
Am I alone on this? Or do I think that it's nothing but a bunch of Bullcrap?

What do the female users of UG think?
#2
what the hell?! thats stupid. he's not that hot.
my vote would have went to ville valo

EDIT: ...not gay

>.>
<.<
#3
All those polls are bullcrap.
But at those other guys ought to stand closer to the razor next time they shave.
#5
George Takei gets my vote.
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That's some bony hipster sex, which may be the best kind.
#7
Quote by MightyAl
All those polls are bullcrap.
But at those other guys ought to stand closer to the razor next time they shave.


THANK YOU. "Hey guys, I haven't shaved for 5 days. I'm sexy, right? Right???"
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#8
I know I wont win. So my vote goes to the pear:

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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#12
Quote by Deliriumbassist
KARL F*CKING SANDERS FTW!!!

Or is it Devvo? I get confused, WAGGAWAGGAWAGGA

Damn, you suck. Karl doesn't have dreads nor a beard, silly! And he's not a skullet either, that's Dallas.
I'm a communist. Really.
#16
Jason ****ing Bourne.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#17
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#18
Quote by Deliriumbassist

Anyways, Eddie Vedder is obviously the sexiest man alive, sexiest man there ever was, and sexiest man there ever will be.


of course he is. i think if you actually look at Time, i think they have a footnote that states that these lists are actually for sexiest man alive, besides Eddie Vedder.

#21
As a gay man, I think he is attractive.


Unfortunately for him, I'm straight - so nay!
Metal Forum Popular Vote Winner!!!

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And you're obviously here because you fancy Phill.
Phill is a very attractive guy...

"I'm so tempted to sig that, Phill" - Sig it then

Unless otherwise stated, assume everything I say is in my opinion.
#23
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What do the female users of UG think?


Bad move, there are no females on the internet.
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!
#24
Quote by Heafyman
Bad move, there are no females on the internet.


There are... if you want their opinion you just need to fill in form IGO12a and post it to some federal building. Then 6-8 weeks later, you'll get correspondance.

Always wonder why the envelope had the FBI emblam on it though...
#25
Quote by YourMessiah666
what the hell?! thats stupid. he's not that hot.
my vote would have went to ville valo

EDIT: ...not gay

>.>
<.<

VILLE VALO IS BEAUTIFUL.
#27
Quote by filthandfury
MAAATTTTTT DDAMMMMONNNNNNNNNNNN

</team america + scott mills reference>


#28
Of course you realize that this thread and the entire contest is pointless, Sean Connery wins every year. In reality, this is the SECOND sexiest man alive contest, they just don't call it that so Matt Damon feels good about himself.
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#29
im not gay but id say Henry Rollins
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#30
Why did Iggy Pop not win? Why? Is it because it's just too easy for him and they have to give people with abnormally large foreheads a chance?
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#31
Quote by filthandfury
MAAATTTTTT DDAMMMMONNNNNNNNNNNN

</team america + scott mills reference>

beat me to it.

Oh well, I'm still going to post this