#1
All women are hookers;
They look nice,
They take your money,
And then they **** you.


End.

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#2
heh

besides the fact that I know absolutely nothing about women in that sense
I like it (can't say I agree though, but I don't know)

simple
to the point.
#3
silly generalisations and justified(?) yet unjustifiable bigotry.
#4
This is ridiculously bad, probably shorter than the rules allow, and the analogy in the title honestly makes no sense whatever.

PS. I don't think you even wrote this yourself. I think I saw it on a bumper sticker before.