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Ok, so what's the gayest thing you've ever done due to boredom? And for those who are gay, what's the straightest?
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#3
I spotted an ass I thought ruled, and it turned out to be a bloke's. I then looked again anyway, it was too late to avoid my shame.
#5
I think the gayest thing I ever did was use "gay" as an adjective for something other than a homosexual. Oh wait, I never do that, I'm not retarded.

EDIT: Misread, sorry.

Yeah, I know the shame of accidentally checking out a guy's ass.
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#7
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What about those of us that are bi?


Then what's the oddest/wierdest thing you've done sexually?
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ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#8
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I think the gayest thing I ever did was use "gay" as an adjective for something other than a homosexual. Oh wait, I never do that, I'm not retarded.


I think the gayest thing I've ever done was use mental retardation as an insult.

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#9
I pretend to be female on chatrooms and cyber with guys all the time.

I did it about 5 times last week.
#11
Why can't the TS look at porn like a normal person instead of jerking it to a thread he made on UG?
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#12
One time I was hanging out with some friends. We were watching TV. This nice curved a** appeared on the screen.

I was like, "Oo, nice."

The camera went up and revealed it was a dude.

It was a sad sad day for me...
#13
you know, when im bored i dont usually go and be like "oh, well, im awfully bored right now. you know what, i think i'll go fuck a man in the ass. yep, that ought to cure my boredom."

maybe thats just me. i dont know.

no offense to people who do that. i got no problem with you doing it.
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#14
I sat and tweesed some of my ass hairs, don't know if that falls under sexual or not, but thinking back on it. Words can't begin to express.
Also I almost ejaculated to a J-Rock band's lead singer. Then I found out it was a guy ::
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ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#17
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are you serious dude?

Unfortunately I must adimt I've done that 3 times total in my life . . .
Quote by die_kenny_die
ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#18
I sucked my own dick once.....
Not sure if thats gay or more of a talent.......

Aw f.uck it. That was totally gay
#19
Quote by PolPolInterpol
I sucked my own dick once.....
Not sure if thats gay or more of a talent.......

Aw f.uck it. That was totally gay

If that is gay, masturbating is too. You're jacking a dick off. Why wouldn't that be called gay if sucking your own dick is? It isn't like you enjoyed it more specifically because of the fact that you had your dick in your mouth, right?
#20
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I think the gayest thing I ever did was use "gay" as an adjective for something other than a homosexual. Oh wait, I never do that, I'm not retarded.

You're a ****ing failure.
#21
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I sucked my own dick once.....
Not sure if thats gay or more of a talent.......

Aw f.uck it. That was totally gay


wow, you sound...bendable
#23
Quote by PolPolInterpol
I sucked my own dick once.....
Not sure if thats gay or more of a talent.......

Aw f.uck it. That was totally gay


but... your spine... how...
#24
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wow, you sound...bendable

hhahhaha. I guess so, but i could only get like an inch and a half down, a tiny bit past the head.
And just to make this post completely gay:
#26
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but... your spine... how...

Ya, uhhhhh my spine is totally ****ed
Apparently, i don't have scolioilois or whatever, but my spine sticks like an inch out f my back when i bend over.
#27
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hhahhaha. I guess so, but i could only get like an inch and a half down, a tiny bit past the head.
And just to make this post completely gay:

So . . . you wanna .. . . get to gether sometime . . . .
Completely on musical terms . .


j/k *cough*not really*cough*
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ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#28
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So . . . you wanna .. . . get to gether sometime . . . .
Completely on musical terms . .


j/k *cough*not really*cough*

Yes.......VEry yes.....

*cough*u carry the almighty uterus, correct*cough*
And for those who can't fully understandd my condition, here is a puely scientific diagram which might get me banned:

And don't tell me i have small ****. I just tured 14 a couple weeks ago.....
#29
Lets see I've pretended to be a lesbian girl and chat and cyber with other girls and got them to send me pics of them naked it worked (now if only i can remember my old email and password)

Ive watched porno with my two cousins at the same time we were all jerking it under the covers.

Thats all that i can think of but im pretty ashamed of the second one someone should put something worse to make me feel better.
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#30
what the hell is it with american boys jerking in the same room as each other, its just ****ing wrong
#32
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"Omg, I'm so embarrassed because I watched straight porn with my straight friends, and jerked off to the straight porn. Omg."

I don't understand this. Someone want to explain?


Well these guys are insecure with themselves and are worried they might be gay because for some reason its a social taboo and well they think seeing another penis makes them gay.
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#33
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but... your spine... how...


I can do it, too. You just need to be flexible, and a big enough dick.

I don't do it, though. I did it once, and decided masturbating with hand is much more straight.
#36
It's not gay to jerk off in front of other guys, or to masterbate to anything. Hell I'm sure if a stripped gave you a lapdance and you ejaculated everywhere only to find it was a man, you'd still get her/his number. It is however, homosexual to to give another guy oral or any type of sex. Masterbation is masterbation, as long as it doesn't go into anything, I don't consider it sex.
Quote by die_kenny_die
ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.


I know how to shred paper, does that count?
#37
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"Omg, I'm so embarrassed because I watched straight porn with my straight friends, and jerked off to the straight porn. Omg."

I don't understand this. Someone want to explain?

Because they think by exposing their genitalia to other straight males while watching explicit videos and subsequently masturbating to said videos, they are committing a sexual act with the same sex.

I have watched porn with 3 other guys in the room. We made fun of it. It was fun.
#39
ate a girl out on her period...

i regret nothing.






I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#40
Quote by PolPolInterpol
I sucked my own dick once.....
Not sure if thats gay or more of a talent.......

Aw f.uck it. That was totally gay



I sucked my own dick too once, its not gay its masturbation
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