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#1
lets hear some of you're embarassing moments

I remember once i was passed out in english class, and i guess I was having a nightmare. I suddenly woke up and like grunted at the same time. so it was really quiet and you just hear "UMPH". quite embarassing.

another time i had my head down, and you know when you twitch when you're sleeping, well I did that and lightly smacked the girl's back, who was sittign in front of me. yea that was awkward to explain.

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#2
Well in my literature class there's this hot chick named Kerry. And I fell asleep in that class and I don't know what woke me up but when I did, I shouted "Kerry's TITS!!!" real loud.
Everyone thought it was funny.

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#3
Well one time I couldn't because I was in school and in school you learn.

I've only been a grad since before summer but apparently it's changed a lot...
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Well one time I couldn't because I was in school and in school you learn.

I've only been a grad since before summer but apparently it's changed a lot...

you mean you;ve never been in class, and you're eyes just start closing on you then before you know it you are asleep?
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It's always embarrassing when you drop your pick while shredding out some awesome solo live, coz everything buggers up then...especially when your the only guitarist.
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#6
Go to bet at 3am (after waiting for an ebay action to end) and sit through a physic's lecture, with the most boring, monotone voiced teacher ever. Guarentee's you to nod off once or twice...
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passed out asleep...woke up when the bell ring....stood up to leave immediately and found out my leg was asleep and fell all the way to the ground...sucked
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#9
my friend fell asleep in english class in year nine and our teacher was looking kinda suspicious so when she looked away i woke her up and she suddenly shot up and nearly yelled "MUM" at me cz she thought i was her mother. That was funny. It was also really funy cz she had such a suprised look on her face.
#10
One time when i was in 7th grade i dosed off hardcore in math class and i burped and farted in the matter of 10 seconds and i had no clue what happened and everyone was laughing and then when i was junior in HS i passed out in my british lit class and i was snoring so loud so the teacher had the whole class yell my name at once...talk about getting the **** scared outta you.
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#11
For some reason I was ridiculously tired in history last year. My teacher asked me a two part question, I answered the first part and then fell asleep. I woke up really quickly and everybody was staring at me. I was like, haha i think i just fell asleep. It was very weird.
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#12
I nearly fell asleep the other day in english. we are analysing the book Lord of the Flies, and I felt my head nodding, and my eyes shutting, then she asked me a question
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For some reason I was ridiculously tired in history last year. My teacher asked me a two part question, I answered the first part and then fell asleep. I woke up really quickly and everybody was staring at me. I was like, haha i think i just fell asleep. It was very weird.

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you mean you've never been in class, and your eyes just start closing on you then before you know it you are asleep?

I'd have to go without sleep for 2 days before I got to that stage.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#15
Reminds me of Geometry last year. I didn't always sleep per se, but I was nodding to sleep, so I kept on doing slow motion headbanging.
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Reminds me of Geometry last year. I didn't always sleep per se, but I was nodding to sleep, so I kept on doing slow motion headbanging.


thats basically what happens to me each morning in the first two periods or so...

Like two years ago I dosed off in english class, and my teacher noticed...I was about to fall asleep when she hit the table with something...then she kicked me out of the classroom
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#18
anyone ever have those times where you fall asleep, then a teacher wakes you up and asks you a question trying to humiliate you, then you get it right? Oh my god that feels so good.
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#19
I try my best not to sleep in lecture. It's college, so there's no reason for you to go if you're going to just sleep. But In Art History on Wed. ****kk i fell asleep so fast.
#20
In math class my teacher would say, ok everyone get out your workbooks and to me and my friend that would mean get them out and proceed to use them as pillows. After that she would say, well it looks like Tony is asleep again, I of course heard her but kept sleeping for the hell of it.
#21
Hehehe that happened yesterday! I was in my 2nd per. english class, and I guess I fell asleep. I woke up when some kid slapped me really hard and then everyone was staring at me- AWKWAAAAARRRRRD!
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#22
i'd always sleep in my expository writing class in high school, every day while we were taking turns reading i'd pass out face down into my book and they'd call my name to read and just skip me, teacher was cool cause he never kicked me out. also slept in my philosophy class every other day...got away with it because i was blocked from the teachers view by an enormous behemoth inhabiting the desk between me and the teacher. that class lead to me developing the "oh i'm reading/ passed the **** out" technique in which i'd sleep sitting up staring at my book. slept in the study hall too but the desk was small and i'd end up snoring due to my awkward sleeping position so they always had to wake me up...and i'd have to wipe up the drool on the desk, that's always weird.
#24
My biology teacher back in high school had a super soaker he would shoot at anyone who fell asleep in his class...it sucked
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#25
Oh yeah, and during football practice last year, we were doing some stretches where you lay on your stomach and then someone grabs your shoulders and pulls you up backwards, and I was leading the stretches. The kid that was stretching me said that I said "ready", and then I just went limp. I guess I passed out, and I was out for like 30 seconds, and they said I was twitching too. I woke up and had no idea what was going on, and it was really weird. I think it's because when he grabbed my shoulders it pulled my shoulder pads back and choked me.
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#26
my friend fell asleep during the al gore video about global warming he musta been out for 45 minutes before the teacher realised he was sleeping lmao
#27
had a class that went to some stupid assembly where they were talking about dinosaurs or something dumb and i passed out and the people giving the presentation kept looking at me and finally someone woke me up. man i loved sleeping in school.
#28
i fell asleep in science. teacher smacked in the back of the head, and then asked me what i had for breakfast, and i said that i had frootloops...and then he further picked on me. wasn't funny.
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anyone ever have those times where you fall asleep, then a teacher wakes you up and asks you a question trying to humiliate you, then you get it right? Oh my god that feels so good.


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#30
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I try my best not to sleep in lecture. It's college, so there's no reason for you to go if you're going to just sleep. But In Art History on Wed. ****kk i fell asleep so fast.


yeah. if i'm so ****ed up that i'll fall asleep i just give up and go back to my dorm room

though i think i've managed to dose off upright once or twice in class (i just closed my eyes and somehow 30 minutes disappeared)
#31
yea one time my friend fell asleep about a few seconds before we had a room change, woke up to find the room full of completely different people all laughing at him...classic
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#32
my friend fell asleep in English class, and when he woke up, there was a book sitting in front of him with the word "HELL" scribbled on it. Scared the crap out of him
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#33
4th year french. that room was so warm, i found the subject so boring, and the teachers voice just made matters worse.
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#34
i was on the verge of falling asleep in english last year.. i almost fell fast asleep on the desk.
my teacher said 'RYAN! YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU ALMOST BANGED YOUR HEAD HARD ON THE DESK!'
he's like 80..
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#36
I was watching a movie in religion class not to long ago, and naturally I fell asleep. Not sure how long I was out, but some crazy ass explosion went off in the movie and my head flew off the desk. Apparently I wasn't the only one as everyone was laughing at how unexpected that was, and then the teacher turned the lights on and gave us five minutes to go to the bathroom, get a drink, stretch, etc.

The other time, same class, we were studying Hinduism and our teacher insisted we have a go at meditation. I think he gave us 5-10 minutes to try and become relaxed, and somehow I fell asleep and started snoring. Somehow, though, I vaguely remember waking up and realizing what I was doing, and then fell right back asleep. Lucid dream perhaps?
#37
Well...one day I tried functioning on two strong hydrocodone (Vicodin) pills. I was talking to the teacher, answering a question, and I fell asleep two or three times before I finished the answer. I was drooling everywhere, too. Opiates and school don't mix. Trust me.
#38
I fell to sleep in my class woke up after the bell rang with a huge boner and i had tight pants on.
#39
How the hell do you just fall asleep in school? I just coundn't do it if I tried.
#40
I fall asleep in class atleast once a week if not more. I did fall asleep in art class last year during a movie and the kids who sat at my table said I was twitching continuously. Kinda embarressing.
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