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#2
I thought she was all skinny and lived on listening to metal



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#5
Quote by MySweetFracture
But the underlying question is......... would you hit it?


1. She's 11, isn't she?

2. With a crowbar, but she'd probably eat it.
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#6
"Honey, are you hungry?"

"No thanks, I just picked up the new Opeth album."

...Thats what I thought first when I saw thread title anyway.
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#7
I thought it meant she craved heavy metal, i was like, "That's too badass." but then it wasnt
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#9
Since her last surgery, Mackenzie doesn't crave metal like she used to.


lol.
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#11
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"Honey, are you hungry?"

"No thanks, I just picked up the new Opeth album."

...Thats what I thought first when I saw thread title anyway.
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#12
Quote by The Leader
"Honey, are you hungry?"

"No thanks, I just picked up the new Opeth album."

...Thats what I thought first when I saw thread title anyway.



Same, But you made me lmfao


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#13
So...

Uhh.

Are we supposed to feel sorry for her? I dunno which smiley to put.
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#14
Umm, she's eleven years old, how can she "not understand the consequences" of eating ball bearings and AA batteries?

At that point, I'm losing sympathy for this girl.
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#15
Lololol

I thought this was gonna be about that guy that got his 'addiction' to listening to heavy metal confirmed as a disability or something.
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#16
I didn't know we had ball bearings in our intestines.
But now I'm considering getting new ones put in, been a bit sore in there lately.
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#17
This was highly misleading.

When I first started reading it I was stoked on some little girl who was an epic metalhead like us, but to no avail.
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#18
Isn't that just perfect? Intrusive mothers are typically the cause of eating disorders in girls, and now her mom HAS to keep an eye on her all the time.
#19
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This was highly misleading.

When I first started reading it I was stoked on some little girl who was an epic metalhead like us, but to no avail.

I am NOT an epic metal head.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#20
Quote by MySweetFracture
But the underlying question is......... would you hit it?


I think the obvious answer is yes
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#21
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I think the obvious answer is yes



why oh why did i click that.


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#22
br00tal
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#23
It's live, Jamie Oliver cooking "Raining Blood" with a Sauteed sauce of Seventh Son Of The Seventh son garnished with killers..

And for desert a delicious "Skull full of maggots"...(Cannibal Corpse album, )..

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#24
Quote by Ichimaru
I didn't know we had ball bearings in our intestines.
But now I'm considering getting new ones put in, been a bit sore in there lately.

I don't know if that was a joke, but it meant that she had eaten 4 ball bearings which were lodged in her intestines and had to be removed.

This sounds ridiculous, "She doesn't understand that putting metal in her mouth is what makes her sick and have surgeries." How ****ing hard is it to understand that when you eat metallic objects you become sick, dumb bitch.
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#26
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"breaking up her crayons"

what do crayons have to do with metal?



coloring outside the lines is br00tal
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#27
Quote by RedOrange
I thought she was all skinny and lived on listening to metal


HAHAHA THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!
#28
Quote by MySweetFracture
coloring outside the lines is br00tal

It's more punk than br00tal, really.


Psh, n00bs..
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#29
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It's more punk than br00tal, really.


Psh, n00bs..



july 06 dude

KThx.
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#30
Does sex with her result in lead poisoning then? And I mean when she's older, not now pedobears!
#31
Quote by MySweetFracture
july 06 dude

KThx.

I didn't mean UG n00bs.

I meant you're a n00b in general. I say it to my mother all the time, and she's much older than me.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#32
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I didn't mean UG n00bs.

I meant you're a n00b in general. I say it to my mother all the time, and she's much older than me.



Nice try man. You get +23 exp points for effort.
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#33
Quote by MySweetFracture
Nice try man. You get +23 exp points for effort.

24, or I walk.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#34
Quote by Jack Off Jill
24, or I walk.



You can have 25, because i like your gumption. You leveled up anyways
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#35
Quote by MySweetFracture
You can have 25, because i like your gumption. You leveled up anyways


Thank you sir. Thank you. I can feel the power coursing through my veins.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
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#37
Meh, this thread is better now anyway.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#38
Dammit I thougt this was going to about a girl who couldn't stop listening to metal.


DAMN
#39
Quote by RedOrange
I thought she was all skinny and lived on listening to metal


Same.
#40
I should show up at her house with my BALLS OF STEEL and just see what happens.
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