Poll: Which parody is the best?
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View poll results: Which parody is the best?
1) Mashed Up potatoes, a parody of Hotel California
6 14%
2) Lily Allen - LDN
2 5%
3) Raping A Rabbit - Breaking The Habit by Linkin Park
15 36%
4) On the twelfth day of Christmas UG gave to me
9 21%
5) Run to Mexico - "Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
9 21%
Voters: 42.
#1
So here are the canditates to win the title of UG's top parody songwriter and gets the right to put that in their sig(even though they wouldn't want to)
So here they are

1
Mashed Up potatoes, a parody of Hotel California

In a cheap french restaurant, Wanting something to eat
Warm smell of french fries, and some french style meat
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a waiter's back
My stomach groweld and made some weird noises
I had to get something to snack
Their he stood in the kitchen
I heard his knife coming down
And I was thinking to myself,
Why did he looked like that killer clown
Then he opened a bottle and poured a clear substence in
There were voices around the restaurant
And I cleary heard them say

Order some, mashed up potatos
Such a lovely meal(such a lovely meal)
Will make you appeal
You never get tired of them, mashed up potatoes
It's the only meal(the only meal)
That wont kill you here

His mind is insanly-twisted, he looks like a serial killer
He stalks a lot of, grown, grown boys, and one of them is Steve Miller
How he sings his song "Take the Money and Run"
Some kill cos' they need to, and he thinks it's fun

So I called up the head cheaf
’are you sure about that guy'
He said, ’he cooks very good but I think his mental state you cant define’
And still those voices are recomending me from far away
Brake my train thought as I try to decide
Just to hear them say...

Order some, mashed up potatoes
Such a lovely meal(such a lovely meal)
Will make you appeal
They make you live, these mashed up potatoes
What an unpleasent surprise(unpleasent surprise)
It will kill you slower then the french fries

I get a strange feeling,
Because of the freezed flesh in ice
Big knives and bigger saws, and some strange cutting device
And in the specials section
They did a weird looking feast
Their were screaming that could freeze your blood
Here comes the human meat

Last thing I remember, I was
Asking for the check
I had to run as fast as I can
Before they carry me away in a nylon sack
’relax,’ said the head cheaf
'Here comes the main dish'
The food maybe is tasty here
But you better check what you eat

Guitar0player


2


Lily Allen - LDN

Riding hard on top of a random stranger all day
Cos my boyfriend dumped my hiney
The door opens and in come his naked friends
I can't say no cos I don't wanna seem whiney

Everyone seems to want to stick in thier wood
But I've never tried it through the back door
A fella gets it right in, but when I'm just about to grin
I get a load on my face and my eye's sore

You might laugh you might frown
When they pull thier zips down

Cum is in my eye
Oh why, oh why couldn't they try to aim anywhere else?
Cum is in my eye
Oh why, oh why couldn't they try to aim anywhere else?

When they unzip thier flies
I should cover my eyes
Cos if I look twice
The result isn't niiiice

Rhitard

3

LOL, these are pretty good. Here's my parody

Raping A Rabbit - Breaking The Habit by Linkin Park

Fantasies Consume
Of all the things I'd love to do.
They're coming back to mind again.
You all assume
That girls are all i do,
I guess you'll have to think again

I'm having lots of fun,
Especially when it chews,
But inside I realise
That i'm the one confused

[CHORUS]
I don't know what its fighting for
Or why sometimes It screams,
Maybe i go too far when i penetrate
I'm hurting it, it seems
I don't know how i got this way
I don't think I'm alright
Because i'm raping a rabbit
I'm raping a rabbit
Tonight

Clutching my dick
I tightly push it in
And it starts to scream again
It hurts much more
Than anytime before
I went too far again!

This is great fun
Whatever hole i choose
Soon people realise
That i'm sexually confused

[CHORUS]

Blood and Semen on the walls
The rabbit choked on my balls
It'll never breath again
And this is how it ends

[CHORUS]

Casium


4

On the twelfth day of Christmas UG gave to me
twelve religious nuts
eleven muddy dicks
ten corrupt mods
nine 1337 speakers
eight flamers spamming
seven biased reviews
six bad tabs
five good tabs
four new sex threads
three demotivational posters
two shoops from 4chan
and a n00blet ****ing a tree

Renka


5

Run to Mexico - "Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden"

Plumo came, from across sea
He stole our beans and tried to flee
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed
He took our beans for his own need

We smacked him hard we smacked him well
Up in the trees we gave him hell
Then he came and had to pee
So we had to set him free

Chasing around the Mexican Plum
Making him fall on his bum
Chasing the plum back to his hole
Smacking him up with a bowl
Murder for freedom three peas in a pod
Milhouse, Gepeto and Banjo attack

Run to Mexico, Run for the Chives
Run to Mexico, Run to the Iams

Soldier plum in the Mexican Waste
Stealing and peeling there beans
Slapping up Sanchez and Gepetos boy
The only good mexicans are tamed
Buying buritos and selling them trees
Enslaving the plum and giving him disease

Run to Mexico, Run for the Chives
Run to Mexico, Run to the Iams (repeat)

slappymoe66

So get voting!

EDIT: I didn't put this in the lyrics and songwriting thread because there would be more serious songwriters there.
Last edited by peterom11 at Nov 17, 2007,
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I'm going with nr 4, as christmas is closing in.
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#9
Why is this being moved. I put it in the pit instead of the lyrics and songwriting thread beacause the songwriters in the songwriting forums would be more serious than the people in The Pit
#11
Mashed up Potatoes started out funny but it went down I think. Probably the best one though followed by 12 days, so I'll vote for Mashed. If I had known such a contest was here I would have entered my "I'm Getting Fat" food parody of "Baby Got Back".
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Why is this being moved. I put it in the pit instead of the lyrics and songwriting thread beacause the songwriters in the songwriting forums would be more serious than the people in The Pit
Some are more serious. Some are even less serious than people in The Pit.

I kinda doubt it was moved by a Mod from S&L, though. I'll check through PMs rather than reporting it.

This will likely get moved back to The Pit, or closed. All contests go through an approval procedure. And have a Sign Up thread ................... in S&L. This one didn't.

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Number 4 for the Xmas-ness and UG-ness
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