"Take no prisoners..but if someone falls, pick them up. No one gets hurt! Kay?"
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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I skimmed through, saw pregnancy test, and "why is there blood". I'm going to assume you just punched her in the ovaries, problem solved.

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yellow card moshing? i never thought it possible
I am the last Samaurai

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Note to self: keep off thread while on lsd trip.

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Well i'm still fairly young so i still hump random things

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****K YOU HOE!

id rather die in a lamb of god mosh pit than be at a yellowcard concert...even though i dont like either band
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is that the LOG wall of death where there's that one guy acting hard in the middle, and then when it starts, you never see him again?

the one with the bald guy in a blue and white shirt? YES!
When all else fails, ask the pit.
both are very old to me =(

edit: its not lamb of god btw, its caliban
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Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.

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Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
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holy **** that was hllarious
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My hats off to you mr. lanzaa and you can put this in your sig

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that lamb of god one reminded me of this
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Wiggy = legend.

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