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Voters: 216.
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#2
I don't clean my ass.
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#4
Standing! What really annoys me when nature calls is when I'm sitting on the john, and I have a massive erection in which my penis hits the inside of the toilet. Gross ****.

I also take it a step further. After wiping, I go into the shower stall and proceed to wash my ass with soap and water. Anybody else do this???

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I don't clean my ass.




Edit: Sorry about bringing teh p3n1z into this thread. I hope I didn't corrupt it.
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#5
upside down
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#6
You're working for the government aren't you?
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#9
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Standing! What really annoys me when nature calls is when I'm sitting on the john, and I have a massive erection in which my penis hits the inside of the toilet. Gross ****.


Too much information...
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#11
...Because this information could one day save your life people. That's why.


If you were filthy rich would you get someone else to wipe for you? And would you stand or sit while they did it? Now that's a legitimate question for the males out there.
#12
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...Because this information could one day save your life people. That's why.


If you were filthy rich would you get someone else to wipe for you? And would you stand or sit while they did it? Now that's a legitimate question for the males out there.

I wouldn't get anybody to wipe my ass. Thats just wrong. I would be really uncomfortable.
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#14
i would say the pit has hit a new low

but it really hasnt
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#15
farmer style....


with my hand
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#17
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toilets in canada




lol what the hell is that from- ive never seen a toilet like that in Canada...
#19
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farmer style....


with my hand


The question wasn't "with what", it was "sitting or standing".
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#21
Clean? Standing up, in the shower.

Wipe? Sitting down. I couldn't imagine doing it standing.
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#22
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toilets in canada



What the hell is that? Looks like a toilet a hill billy would have in the back of his truck...

I do both ways BTW.
#24
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Pics or it didnt happen

why?

why would you want to see that......

you should be ashamed
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#26
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toilets in canada



Dude my toilet doesn't look like that
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#27
What a thread, i must say. I wipe sitting AND standing. FTW!
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#29
sitting is weird..it feels so retarded...


standing ftw!
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#34
I wipe my ass with my penis.

It feels amazing.
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#35
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I wipe my ass with my penis.

It feels amazing.



i gagged on mountain dew on that one.
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#37
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I read that they have toilets like that in Japan. Me and a freind discussed this once, and we both decided that if one of thoses things started goiong to work on us, we would jump up and scream "THERE'S A QUEER LITTLE JAP IN TEH TOILET!!"
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#38
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Standing! What really annoys me when nature calls is when I'm sitting on the john, and I have a massive erection in which my penis hits the inside of the toilet. Gross ****.


Too much info....



that has happened to me before. =(
#39
i bend over so i can get in there good and give 110%
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#40
I clean my butt standing.

Sitting, is that not the way women do it?
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