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Home Depot Alert!
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a
ride to another Home Depot or Lowes.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

Read this what happened to this guy He gets scammed but still!
Last edited by magic david7 at Nov 16, 2007,
#2
Lol.
Where's that confounded bridge?

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I don't believe it.
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#5
ummm BS.

who would let it happen that many times.
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ummm BS.

who would let it happen that many times.


it's a joke , nobody is that stupid.
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OOOOOLLLLLDDDD joke
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LOL, especially at everyone who didn't get the joke.

When I first started reading it I was expecting an actual home depot scam, and I was ready to come in here with a rant at how much home depot sucks and how you're an idiot if you shop there. (I used to work at a real building supply company, with better supplies and material, more knowledgeable and helpful staff, and better prices).
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Quote by ibanez_rocker
ummm BS.

who would let it happen that many times.



i would.

id give up my wallet for a threesome with 2 hot chicks...

...my wallet has about $3.

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#15
all that for a wallet? I mean damn I would have stolen the whole car if I had to get naked for 40 something year olds lol.
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i would.

id give up my wallet for a threesome with 2 hot chicks...

...my wallet has about $3.


+1 except I got 0$ woot
#17
haha pics or it didn't happen (someone had to)
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#18
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen to me, i'd first make sure I had absolutly nothing in my wallet first.
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haha pics or it didn't happen (someone had to)

**** you i wanted it!