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#1
I went to a concert (with WAY too many scene kids), but we had to leave early because two of the girls I was with got piss drunk and were falling down everywhere.

inb4youshouldhavesexedthem
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#2
Jack off all over my sister's face.
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#4
Slept til sometime in the afternoon...

Woke up..

My lady friend came over for awhile before she had to work..

Then I was here all night..

Went to get pizza..

Now I'm back, and I'm watching Boondock Saints.

My god.. this is the life.
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#6
Worked out, played guitar, did math homework, went on UG.
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#7
went to school, got home,played halo 3 just beat it and now practicing scales and barre chords for next class.
#8
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Slept til sometime in the afternoon...

Woke up..

My lady friend came over for awhile before she had to work..

Then I was here all night..

Went to get pizza..

Now I'm back, and I'm watching Boondock Saints.

My god.. this is the life.

Has she agree to dress up as a clown yet?
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#10
Friday night Football ftw
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#11
Woke up at 1 p.m. played playstation, did some work for about half an hour, came back in, had supper, played more playstation, shaved, worked out, took a deuce then came on here.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#12
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Has she agree to dress up as a clown yet?

No, and I'm getting pissed about it. But she did agree to practice kissing like one of these:



As well as one of these:



So, I'm not too mad.

I drew her a diagram on the Yautja/Xenomorph kissing technique, and I gave it to her to study on.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#13
Went to school in a really melancholy, upbeat mood.

Got home and napped.

Went to see Beowulf.
Nikolas
#15
walked down the hallways fapping away
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#16
lets see... woke up at 7:30pm. Had a shower, now im on here. Gotta love working the night shift
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#17
school...
hockey practice...........
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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►He took some acid
▼Now he thinks he's a fire engine
#18
School
Went to eat
Watched Green Street Hooligans
Finished reading Women by Bukowski
Now I'm listening to Tupac.
About to start reading Naked Lunch.
If morning's a bitch with open arms, night's a girl who's gone too far.

OMGWTFBBQ
#20
School for three hours, came home "sick," took a bunch of pain killers and slept till 6PM, woke up thinking it was Christmas (???), babysat my sister, and now I'm watching Degrassi.

I play piano and guitar.
Do you play piano?
Add me.
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#22
Woke up, went to co-op, went to school, came home, went and jammed, came home and posted about my day on UG.
#23
****ing nothing. I couldn't get anyone to get smashed with me. Mebbe tomorrow...
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#24
Woke up, shaved, went to school, went to my woman's house for lunch. Came home, played guitar, and watched T.V. I got my classical back from the shop too. Yay.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#25
i went to hang out with some of my friends and watch a movie.. too bad the place we hang out the parents wont let us watch good movies
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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#26
i went to guitar lessons.
went to the movie store, rented Sicko.
still have to watch it.
#27
Woke Up, Went to school, got a new cellphone, went online and talked to friends, played guitar, played Guitar Hero, talked to friends some more, started posting here.
#29
Asked this girl out......and she said YES!!!!!!!!!!1

Then we made out, it was nice
Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.

"I am Jack's complete lack of suprise"
#30
Asked this girl out.......and she said PUT YOUR DICK AWAY!

Then she called the cops it was nice
#33
Using only the bare tools such as "the internet" and "the phone" I tracked down a source for silica nanoparticles in the form of a colloidal electrically charged dispersion in water (silica sol), for the use of improving the silicate bonding method for glass.

In otherwords, I worked today, but it was interesting.
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#34
^ To the shock picture poster, troll. This is the internet. You have a completely sick and twisted range of disgusting and horrible pictures, and that's the best you can do? Honestly, it's like they don't even try anymore.

Anyway, I went to school. Came home. Spent several hours practicing "Fermented Offal Discharge" by Necrophagist and almost have the complete song learned. And I used the internet, got a haircut and ate. That's it.
Gear:
Jackson Pro Series DK2 Dinky (Eerie Dess Swirl)
Ibanez XPT700 Xiphos (Chameleon Red) =D

Crate FXT65 amp with 3-way foot switch
Ibanez Weeping Demon Wah Pedal
#35
School,hung out with beautiful young woman, went home, went shot some hoops, hung out with my friend and saw his dads bomb ass car,got on UG.
#36
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School for three hours, came home "sick," took a bunch of pain killers and slept till 6PM, woke up thinking it was Christmas (???), babysat my sister, and now I'm watching Degrassi.



No offense to your personal taste in Television.......but..........that Degrassi show is the biggest peice of filth tv i've ever come across.........granted the people who produce must be quite intelligent in the way they bias everything toward a teen perspective and therefore massivly increase there ratings...........either that or the people who produce it are a bunch of filthy rich angsty teens............
#37
Well today I went out and got my beginner's driving license (yay)! After that, I just went and hung out with a bunch of friends. Couple people got piss drunk, loling ensued, good times were had, blah blah.

Then I came home and deleted a bunch of pictures of muddy dicks!
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#38
Woke up at 9:00.
Played Guitar till' 10:45
Worked
Worked some more
Finshed the first working project
Came home 4:30
Watched tv, listened to music, and played guitar.
#39
work till 8 then drink usually till about...welllllll close to now I guess
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#40
well,

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
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