#3
I've never thought that elvis ate beef jerky. I was thinking more along the lines of a peanut butter-and-bananna sandwhich!

"Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes." - Elvis Presley
#4
Who?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.