#1
Okay, so I was walking to my friends house from the theater about 15 minutes ago and I decided to cut through an alley. Stupid, I know especially cause I was in the bad part of town. Anyways, I cut through this alley and I hear footsteps behind me and there's this ****in guy with a gun and he said something and instinct just took over. I pulled out this pocket knife I have and I ****in stabbed him in the stomach and ran for my life. He didn't yell or shoot at me so I think I might have killed this guy. Isn't there like an artery in your stomach that you'll die like instantly if it gets cut? Seriously I'm ****in scared here I don't know whether I should call the cops or just leave him there.

Okay, now I have your attention and probly typed enough so you can't see the real point by holding your mouse over the title, my question to my UG brethren tonight is whats your favorite breakfast cereal? I'm sure this has been done before, but the search bar is bunk. Mine sugar crisp
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#4
call the cops and say he tried to mug u and it was selfdefence
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#5
someday you'll get raped for this
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#7
I actually fell for it, but Trix FTMFW!
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#8
I was just gonna leave it as my stabbing story, but I wasn't sure if that would be spam or not and since I just got warned a little while ago I didn't want to risk it. Trix are good, that reminds me of this thing I saw on t.v. one time... I'll try and find it on YouTube.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#9
i fell for it and i like lucky charms! i eat them sometimes during the day, just straight out of the box
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#11
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someday you'll get raped for this



good one man, and yes someday u will get raped for that
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#12
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#13
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good one man, and yes someday u will get raped for that



When?
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
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#16
C'mon guys, be relevant to the topic!!

In Soviet Russia, cereal has a favorite YOU!!
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#17
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C'mon guys, be relevant to the topic!!

In Soviet Russia, cereal has a favorite YOU!!


Now Soviet Russia is just getting scary....
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#18
Just to clear up, I don't need help with the dead guy. I went and picked him up and buried him under my tool shed. Hopefully he won't be missed...
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#19
You idiot, you could've made a legendary thread if you kept on playing the "I killed a guy" thing!
I'm a communist. Really.
#20
I know! I immediately regret it! It could be up there with the "I ate my brother" and the "I just killed my girlfriend" threads. I can't even talk about it right now..
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#21
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I actually fell for it, but Trix FTMFW!

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!

We dont have them in the Land Down Under
My personal favorite is Milo Cereal or Fruity Bites.
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#22
i thought u had a good story goin...
awwwwwww!!!
but i stopped eatin ceral 2 years ago
#23
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call the cops and say he tried to mug u and it was selfdefence


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#24
I should have left it as my murder story. Now I'm having a much less epic cereal thread. I should delete this one and start another one....
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.