#1
Okay, i was out drinking last night with some friends, got pissed and can't remember some things. apparently, i was told to watch on a friend's bike, and after 3 minutes disappeared with it. I have no idea what i did with the bike, where it could be, or what to do. I know i'm a total idiot, this is the stupidest thing i ever did.

halp! what do i do? how do i replace it? how do i find it?



no more alcohol for me....
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Nov 17, 2007,
#3
You say you'll never drink again, haha.

You will. lolz
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#5
You sure the people who are telling you you lost a bike aren't just yankin' your chain?
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#7
Unless the bike somehow traveled to America, I can offer no help, lol.

But seriously, that sucks man--hope you find it. Maybe someone is just messing with you (what a prick if so) but who knows...
#9
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Nigga stole your bike!


I am pretty new to UG, but I didn't think racism was allowed here, lol? Please correct me if I am wrong (not like I want to be racist, but just wondering)? Not like I am a rule follower either, just curious...
#10
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I am pretty new to UG, but I didn't think racism was allowed here, lol? Please correct me if I am wrong (not like I want to be racist, but just wondering)? Not like I am a rule follower either, just curious...


Its a Joke foo
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#12
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I am pretty new to UG, but I didn't think racism was allowed here, lol? Please correct me if I am wrong (not like I want to be racist, but just wondering)? Not like I am a rule follower either, just curious...



it's a meme.... stupid, but not meant racistically..


anyway, i thought about that too, that they might just be jerkin with me, but how were they supposed to know that i wouldn't remember anything?
#13
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I am pretty new to UG, but I didn't think racism was allowed here, lol? Please correct me if I am wrong (not like I want to be racist, but just wondering)? Not like I am a rule follower either, just curious...



It's not being racist as such. It's an internet meme.


Sorry, I am probably setting you a bad example.
#14
its to late, im guessing itll have got raped and be lying in some ditch now.

shame on you!
#16
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It's not being racist as such. It's an internet meme.


Sorry, I am probably setting you a bad example.


Ahh, I see, so it's just kind of something a lot of people on the internet say but it doesn't really mean anything...
#17
How smashed were you?

I assume you can generally tell whether someone is too drunk to comprehend whether they are in possession of a bike or not.
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#18
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How smashed were you?

I assume you can generally tell whether someone is too drunk to comprehend whether they are in possession of a bike or not.



touche. i was very, VERY drunk.
#19
hmmm, you lost a bike and a man was recently convicted of having sex with a bike......i see a connection.

either the man had sex with the bike that you lost...

or


YOU ARE THE MAN WHO HAD SEX WITH THE BIKE AND NOW YOU@VE LOST IT!

look at me going all nancy drew.
#22
Go back to the pubg and just follow all the places you could have gone. Or just replace it, bikes aren't that expensive. Was it a good bike?


#23
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Go back to the pubg and just follow all the places you could have gone. Or just replace it, bikes aren't that expensive. Was it a good bike?



it was 300 euros


okay, so in the end I never found the bike, because as his house is 4 miles away from mine and i have no memory of how i got home, i have no idea where it could have gone.

i gave him my bike as a replacement, so all is well (except i don't have a bike anymore). I never used it anyway, so it's not that big a deal, but I sure learned a great lesson about taking drugs responisbly.
#25
Download one.

Fortunately it turned out well (enough).
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.