#2
the fact that drake bell advertises this (seeing as how he learned by it) just baffels me.
#3
Wtf? I Lol'd, seriously. Sounds worse than midi.
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#4
ooh. iron man thats origonal
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#6
Interestingly enough, it's potentially harder than GH.
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#7
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the fact that drake bell advertises this (seeing as how he learned by it) just baffels me.


It might teach you to do basic stuff... but it won't teach you the cool **** like Sweeps, Legatos, slides, dives, harmonics...


So it's worthless if you want to be really good.
#8
I like guitar hero (only cause it's original if you know what i mean) but this thing is pathetic.

The future of guitar music is 'I Can Play Guitar'...
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Interestingly enough, it's potentially harder than GH.


Haha ya, it's all thanks to those random colours on the fretboard
#12
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yeah but GH doesn't claim that it can teach you to play...

Well, there's one less reason to try and hate GH...

Now once this stupid site loads, I'll see what the world is coming to.
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#13
Why can't younger children learn guitar like everyone else did? I mean, beginner guitars are cheap, and get this, you don't have to buy software to play songs. You just have to show a little dedication. Really, first the media stopped children's activity, and now they're stopping creativity too?
#14
That thing looks harder to play than the real thing. You can't get a feel for a plastic fretboard with buttons and transfer that directly to a real fretboard and strings.
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#15
I'd like to see them bend notes on that sucker.

Anyway, why play real guitar when you can push buttons on a stupid plastic controller? I can totally see the appeal of games like Guitar Hero. People are stupid.
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#16
Someone should make a commercial exactly like that, except instead of some stupid plastic toy, have them use real guitars. It would be like "HEY! Do you want to be a rock star? Play just like the pros? WELL NOW YOU CAN WIIITTTHHHH... GUITAR! Guitars have been around for a long time... BUT YOU COULD GET ONE NOW! REAL STRINGS! (insert douchy looking 10 year old pointing at strings) FRETBOARDS! (insert douchy looking token black 10 year old pointing at fretboard) NO STUPID PLASTIC BUTTONS! (insert douchy looking 10 year old with spiked hair sweep picking perfectly) Then of course they would have to have one of the douchy looking 10 year olds say something along the lines of "IM GETTING MINE TODAY! HIYAHHHH!!!" and it ends with a "guitarcanbeyourstodayforonlythreeeasypaymentsof59.99. Gettwentydollarsoffifyoucallinthenextelevenminutes. blahblahblahinowmanagetosaysomethingsofastthatyoucantunderstandit."
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#17


If my brother asks for this, I'm giving him my acoustic.

Look at this crap. You can dress up your pixel character too.
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Someone should make a commercial exactly like that, except instead of some stupid plastic toy, have them use real guitars. It would be like "HEY! Do you want to be a rock star? Play just like the pros? WELL NOW YOU CAN WIIITTTHHHH... GUITAR! Guitars have been around for a long time... BUT YOU COULD GET ONE NOW! REAL STRINGS! (insert douchy looking 10 year old pointing at strings) FRETBOARDS! (insert douchy looking token black 10 year old pointing at fretboard) NO STUPID PLASTIC BUTTONS! (insert douchy looking 10 year old with spiked hair sweep picking perfectly) Then of course they would have to have one of the douchy looking 10 year olds say something along the lines of "IM GETTING MINE TODAY! HIYAHHHH!!!" and it ends with a "guitarcanbeyourstodayforonlythreeeasypaymentsof59.99. Gettwentydollarsoffifyoucallinthenextelevenminutes. blahblahblahinowmanagetosaysomethingsofastthatyoucantunderstandit."


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#19
See, thats the kind of controller I imagined a game like Guitar Hero would have....
with lots of buttons and stuff. And then any other crappy kiddy game tagging along would use a controller like the one used in Guitar Hero. It seems a bit backwards to me really...
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I can play guitar at least has more than 5 or 6 buttons and you can do hammer ons and pull offs.
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#21
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I can play guitar at least has more than 5 or 6 buttons and you can do hammer ons and pull offs.


Yes, I totally agree with that and the fact that that makes it way better than guitar hero.

BUT: any retarded video game that claims to be able to teach you how to play guitar deserves to be run over by a steamroller, put through a shredder, and incinerated. It's nothing like playing guitar, nothing at all (don't even try. Well, sure, try, if you really want.) nor could it ever come close to teaching someone how to play guitar.

And I second the commercial for real guitars idea.
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#23
You can tell it's not a real guitar because the website shows a black guy holding one.
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Yeah I know it's a dead giveaway. Jimi Hendrix deffinately just used a guitar hero controller and backing tracks.
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#27
Well I guess if it helps kids play, it can't be all that bad.
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#28
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Well I guess if it helps kids play, it can't be all that bad.

But it doesn't, that's the thing.
#30
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the fact that drake bell advertises this (seeing as how he learned by it) just baffels me.

maybe thats why he cant play..
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But it doesn't, that's the thing.

Well it partly does I guess. The sheer amount of buttons on it could (note I say COULD) improve finger dexterity.
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