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#1
Well i think this is self-explanatory, what do you find is the most satisfying you can do?

I say smashing a window/a plate or something. Just the way it cracks etc *shivers* god it feels so good.

Or biting into one of those foamy shrimp/banana penny sweets. GOD YES.

Well come on then, your opinions?
#3
Quote by MadClownDisease


Or biting into one of those foamy shrimp/banana penny sweets. GOD YES.

Well come on then, your opinions?





Combining bananas AND shrimps is one of the greatest things in history
#4
Orgasm. Just though I'd get that out of the way. SKEPTEDIT: Oh well, I tried!

This time of the year, getting back into your nice warm house after taking the dogs out at a ridiculous time in the freezing cold is pretty damn nice.
#6
Orgasm

or

having a piss when you desperately need one
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#7
Quote by wiggy1988
Orgasm

or

having a piss when you desperately need one

This man is right.
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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#8
Morning pisses, you know the ones that go on for ages, pure treat!


yeah, that and orgasm.
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#11
Getting into bed when it's freezing, warming you up very quickly.

Sleeping in a warm bed when it's freezing = bliss.
Life is underrated.


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#12
im gonna sound like a geek for this but...
solving a really hard maths/physics question.

20 minutes on a question and you get the right answer, thats satisfaction tbh.
#13
havin a cold shower then flick it on to hot so you like shiver
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#14
putting on Jeans that have just been ironed on a cold morning (tis nice and warm)
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#15
This is a silly thread, you might as well just ask people to write 'masterbation and orgasm' lol :P

A new years piss, when u wake up hung over, you stumble out of the party, on a crisp winters morning, and take a steaming piss in an ally way. Not just your average morning piss...


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#16
When it's 3 o'clock in the morning, and you just have an urge to play loud music...

Then you play it...

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#18
food

piss youve been breaking your neck for

getting back on your guitar after going on holiday for two weeks and being without it

EDIT: >.<
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#19
not having to wake up early. not having to go to work/getting off work. taking a good dump. etc.
#20
Quote by l3vity
im gonna sound like a geek for this but...
solving a really hard maths/physics question.

20 minutes on a question and you get the right answer, thats satisfaction tbh.


of course, you also have the "spending 20 minutes on something and realising you ****ed up because of forgetting a minus somewhere 17 minutes ago and you have to practically start from the beginning" which is the exact opposite


edit: beer
#21
Going outside on a crisp Winter morning with the sun just rising over the east hills, It gives me a feeling of hope, renewal, and happiness.
#22
Quote by l3vity
im gonna sound like a geek for this but...
solving a really hard maths/physics question.

20 minutes on a question and you get the right answer, thats satisfaction tbh.


It's sad but true. Either that or:
-When something you previously didn't understand just clicks and seems oh so simple
-Knowing that you've helped someone, be it a close friend or total stranger
-That better than orgasm piss at the end of needing one desperately for hours
#24
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getting a job...


only if its a good one. Someone who just got a job at McDonalds isn't going to feel satisfaction
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#25
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getting a job...

But not just any job.
A blow job!
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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#27
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sneaking up and pwning someone who's left pvp active on warcraft.

Nothing better than jumping out of a river and pwning a guy minding his own business fishing.

wow, what a life you have. I sure am jealous...
#28
Quote by wiggy1988
only if its a good one. Someone who just got a job at McDonalds isn't going to feel satisfaction


Until they wank into the milkshake.
#29
At a show right before you start playing...you walk on stage and put on your instrument...tune it then turn on my amp....I hit the low C on my bass and my god...that and the first four drum sticks click that counts you in for the night.
#30
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Until they wank into the milkshake.


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#31
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Until they wank into the milkshake.

At our local McDonalds it was the veggie sauce Thankfully I'm a meat-eater, and despise McDonalds anyway.
#32
Quote by rizo299
sneaking up and pwning someone who's left pvp active on warcraft.

Nothing better than jumping out of a river and pwning a guy minding his own business fishing.

Best feeling ever = laughing at nerds like you

#34
I'd say Nailing the Solo at a guitar shop or at a gig, Then someone comes up and gives you that Big Eyes stare and you get shivers all up and down your spine.

#37
Finishing a piece of coursework you've been meaning to do for weeks. I love it right after I've finished writing an awesome essay (which my essays always are) because of the hard work put into it.

And being in a nice warm bed when it's freezing. Love winter.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#39
not playing guitar for a long long time, then when you play it you just play a power chord and bathe in the glorious distortion of it all.

right before shredding the flesh off your fingertips, of course
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#40
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Orgasm

or

having a piss when you desperately need one


/thread
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