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#1
What are some of the most PATHETIC pickup lines you've ever heard?

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#5
Most pathetic was from this guy I met last year.

guy: Did it hurt?
me: 0.o what hurt?
guy: When you fell from heaven?
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#8
Heres one a friend used:
You look like a really horny slut in need of a big ****. How about you come with me to my room?

It worked too :S
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#9
Quote by Mark G
Heres one a friend used:
You look like a really horny slut in need of a big ****. How about you come with me to my room?

It worked too :S

Somehow I'm not believing you..
#10
"So you're a girl, huh?"

I'm a guy.
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#14
Quote by PullTigerTail
Are you wearing space pants? Coz your ass is out of this world.

#15
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Are you wearing space pants? Coz your ass is out of this world.


Never used it



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#16
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Somehow I'm not believing you..


That it was my friend who used it, or that it actually worked?

I do believe alcohol was a huge factor in this situation. She was so drunk, she would have banged a cactus if you had told her it would buy her a drink.
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#17
"Oh, hey, can I check something?

*look at shirt tag *

That's what I thought, made in heaven. "


SO lame.
#18
+drops sugar packet on ground+

oops I think I dropped your nametag
Holden Caulfield is a friend of mine.
We go drinking from time to time.
#22
Quote by frankv
My friend last night when we were in a pizzarestaurant: "Here's a 6 euro tip, can I have your e-mail address?"

It was great.


So it worked?
#23
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake.

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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#25
Do you give mercy fucks?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#26
i have a huge penis. youd look great on the end of it.
this is my sig. there are many like it, but this is mine.

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#29
Quote by chubbychunks
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake.


LOL!
#30
Do you have a library card becasue i want to check you out
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#31
Quote by MFZBen
"You have 206 bones in your body, fancy another?"

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i have a huge penis. youd look great on the end of it.


brilliant.

"Was your daddy a meat burgler? Cause somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."

From the ladies' man Leon Phelps himself.
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#32
Quote by magnus_maximus
Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy let's have sex!


Oh right!!
'Ure dad must be a thief, cos he stole stars for ure eyes '
something along those lines
'are u from jamaica, cos jamaican me hot.'
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#33
There's something on your foot. O sorry, that's my penis.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#34
"Do your feet hurt?"
*answer*
"Because you've been running through my mind all day!"


"Are you from Tennessee?"
*answer*
"Because you're the only ten I see!"
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#36
Hey, I play guitar. Wanna ****?
Guitars:
Fender Standard Strat
Fender Deluxe Active Jazz Bass
Martin DX1

Amps:
Peavey Classic 50/212

Pedal Board:
Gator 8-Bus
Boss TU-2 Tuner
Digitech Bad Monkey
Ibanez CF7 Chorus/Flanger
ISP Decimator
Dual button footswitch
#38
Quote by chubbychunks
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake.

Why I laughed so ****ing hard at that, I'll never know..
#40
I wish I was the letter T so I could be next to U.
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It doesn't fit my playing style at all so I figured it would be good for me
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