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#42
Go to the Seymour Duncan website and check the pickup demonstrations, now THAT'S pathetic.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#44
Quote by chubbychunks
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake.


Im going to try that
Quote by Zephyyr
Cool Whip, I love your sig!
#46
Tell them a joke like this:
Whats the difference between Clint Eastwood and Anal Sex?
one makes your day, the other makes your whole week
.
.
those girls will be all over you..
#47
"wanna get a pizza and fuck?"


"im not usually this tall, im just sitting on my wallet"


[take an ice cube from your drink and smash it] "there, ive broken the ice. wanna fuck?"

Quote by chubbychunks
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake.


im so tempted to sig that
Last edited by budgie182 at Nov 17, 2007,
#48
I'm sorry I thought that was a brail name tag.

I could see myself falling madly in bed with you.

Hey, wanna go make out in the bathroom?
#49
Quote by Uncle Fonzie
Any pick up line is pathetic.


+1
very frustrated guitar player

член в русской группе UG! PM Vindiction to join!


And the worst comeback in the history of UG is:
Quote by ketchup_cum
your moms an is


#51
"I saw your beautiful flower from the other side of the room...

..I wish to water your beautiful flower."


Z-Edit: And, "I have genital herpes... for you."
Last edited by Rockford_rocks at Nov 17, 2007,
#52
>.>
<.<
...
Wanna see my penis?
Yes I am from Hawaii.


It's not really a great place to live..
..but fun if you're a tourist!
FoTB Duration: June 12, 2008 - July 12, 2008
It's good to be back guys.
#53
heres a half-descent one:
"girl you must be a parking ticket cuz you've got fine written all over you!"

or some crappy ones:
"girl, i wanna drink your bathwater"

worse:
"ugly girls can't say no!"

worst:
"you'll do"
#54
Quote by TheBassMan3
What are some of the most PATHETIC pickup lines you've ever heard?

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You're a tall glass of water, and I'm THIRSTY!

I once said to a woman:

"If you read my genital warts in braille, it says I love you."
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#55
Quote by chubbychunks
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuck you with a rake.

haha

EDIT: I sigged that, as you can tell.
EDIT 2: I should make this pic smaller =/

Quote by Jackintehbox
This man knows his beverages.
Quote by 7daycrisis
^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
Quote by Stormx
90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
Last edited by BillieJoeFreak: at Nov 17, 2007,
#56
"Two-tonne penguin... Thought I'd say something to break the ice."

"Hey, do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
#57
Quote by SmarterChild
"Hey, do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

Oh...My...God...

I just crapped my pants
Quote by Jackintehbox
This man knows his beverages.
Quote by 7daycrisis
^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
Quote by Stormx
90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#58
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
Oh...My...God...

I just crapped my pants


It worked that well did it?
#59
Are you a broom, because you swept me off my feet.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

Quote by lewymcgee
oh yea, stanleybach, what are u like the forum ass hole, stop tryin to ruin all the fun u dick head

Quote by webbtje
Stanleybach fucked a tree. My perversion is nothing.
#61
Nice shoelaces... wanna ****?



Quote by Dirtydeeds468


BUT DUDE! THAT'S MY OPINION! JUST LIKE PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS THAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS! IT JUST CAN'T BE CHALLENGED BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OPINION!

WHEEEEEEEE.

Heja Sverige!
#62
"Are you an angel cause i have a boner".
My Gear
Jackson RR5
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Marshall MG10 : Deaceased
Esp Ltd Ec-50
Digitech Whammy
Dunlop wah
Marshall Avt 50x
#63
butts3cks?

My Website


Sometimes I make people spurt:
Quote by nimrod_hahahaha
sigged for making me spurt guiness on my laptop...damn you!

Quote by imdeth


Jimmy that was pure awesomeness. WIN!
#65
Theres a party in my pants, and you're invited.
Gear.
Peters Chimaira tube amp
Harley Benton 2xv30's
IbanezS470(evo,paf)
Jackson dinky select series USA
ESP LTD EC1000VB
MI audio boostnbuff+crunchbox
Carbon copy MXR + smart gate
#66
Another math one: I wish I was your integral, so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Quote by Mazzakazza
Play Meshuggah. It is the solution.
#67
Quote by Metallica rulz
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.

bow chicka bow wow


LOL One of my friends was being a dickhead and said that to me as a joke.
I reached in my pocket and got the little shard of mirror that had been in there for a couple of days (I have no idea why) and was like; "LOLYES!"
Her smile dropped and she went all serious and stared like; "Wtf.."
Quote by metacarpi
t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
#68
Quote by Metallica rulz
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.

bow chicka bow wow


#69
My mates parents had just finished building their swimming pool. We were in the pub that night and he goes up to this girl he'd fancied for ages and says:

"I've got a pool and a big nob"

She's been with him for about 2 years now...
Official member of the "UG Senior Citizens Club For People Over 21"
********
Official member of the "UG Fat Chicks Appreciation Club" (Yeah, no one will probably follow...)

#70
"you have a pretty aura... oh wait.... thats not all thats pretty!"

i laughed my ass of at that one.
Rock is Dead.

Gear:
Epiphone LPC
Vox AD50VT

Whats the meanest you can be,
To the ones you claim to love,
And still smile to your newfound friends?
#71
Quote by t3gan
LOL One of my friends was being a dickhead and said that to me as a joke.
I reached in my pocket and got the little shard of mirror that had been in there for a couple of days (I have no idea why) and was like; "LOLYES!"
Her smile dropped and she went all serious and stared like; "Wtf.."

Yea thats more a joke then a pickup line. If you tried it on a girl she would mostly likely laugh it you.... or at least thats how it always turns out for me.
#72
also:

"do you have any irish in you?"

(wait for answer, if no,)

"do you want some?"
Rock is Dead.

Gear:
Epiphone LPC
Vox AD50VT

Whats the meanest you can be,
To the ones you claim to love,
And still smile to your newfound friends?
#74
Quote by t3gan
LOL One of my friends was being a dickhead and said that to me as a joke.
I reached in my pocket and got the little shard of mirror that had been in there for a couple of days (I have no idea why) and was like; "LOLYES!"
Her smile dropped and she went all serious and stared like; "Wtf.."

Yes, but as a woman, how do you feel about my genital warts line?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#76
I wish I was a cyanide group in acidic conditions, so that I could nucleophilically substitute your halogen group.
Or if subtlety isn't your thing;
I would pick the corn out of your shit and eat it.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#77
Are you a nail? Cause I wanna hammer you all night long!
Co-Founder of the Puttsecks Group

Listen to my Lux Aeterna remix and other random songs! Comments?

Quote by ShelbyLynn
vicd08, your avatar is suckin up my life, and stealing my thoughts...

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I just want to say that your avatar is simply the best thing in creation.