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i duno if this has been made before because my search bar seems to have died on me, "a email has been sent to your technical administrator"

anyways i was wonderin if any of you guys (and one or two girls) have named your guitars, be it of a lover or a friend or in the case of my mate, his english teacher who he wanted to bang

personaly i have never named my guitars, because i would end up calling them something like mr fender, mr gibson, dr vox etc.

so lets hear some of yours

and sorry if it has been done before...
"You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth" - John Lennon
#3
Sorry mate, been done before. Anyway;

My Fender is called Leo
My Gordon Smith is called Gordon (how creative
#4
My last guitar was called Grace, i've not named my latest.

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#5
my ibanez acoustic's named layla.
my squier strat is polar sky.
i don't know what to call my jackson js30rr.
#6
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my ibanez acoustic's named layla.
my squier strat is polar sky.
i don't know what to call my jackson js30rr.


ummm... Jackie?
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Was the pun intended?
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#9
I made a thread on this already


Who cares, though

My Iceman's name is Donkey Show


TS: Dr. Vox actually sounds really cool.
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#12
My friend calls his guitar Suzie Turquoise Blue.
If music was the food of love I'd be a fat romantic slob.
#13
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I made a thread on this already


TS: Dr. Vox actually sounds really cool.


i'm not sure sounds a lot like Dr Cox from Scrubs, could give it a try, maybe it will make me love the guitar more
"You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth" - John Lennon
#14
my acoustic is lola
and i nicknamed my gibson l6-s dlx baby
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#19
I got a 65 Anniversary strat named creme cause of it's sensual off white color.
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Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#20
My black acoustic is named Sally,

but my white Schecter Tempest custom has yet to be named.
#21
I need a name for my Strat.... any ideas?
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#22
Quote by merkalos666
my ibanez acoustic's named layla.
my squier strat is polar sky.
i don't know what to call my jackson js30rr.



dude my imitation start is called Layla too, high five!!!

and my explorer is called Lauren


and isn't it weird how only the English teachers area bangable?
#23
i have an epiphone les paul tobacco burst with tiger stripes. i call it Jungle Love
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#24
I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my acoustic. It's called The Octagon. But I've also nicknamed my electrics. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
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For y'all have knocked her up.
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I was not offended
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#25
you realize where you hold your guitars wen u stand up right?... i would want a man there
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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#28
I refer to my SG as simply "my baby"
my V is just "the slut" with the legs always being parted and all
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#29
i'v dubed the dano to michelle, dont know why...it was just the first thing that popped up in my mind when i saw it

dont have a name for the lyon, i think lyon is good enough
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#30
My RG321 is named Becky
TO ALL MY KILLERS AND MY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLERS...
...TO EMO KIDS THAT GOT TOO MANY FEELINGS
#31
my les pauls name is lizzie.

i'm always fingering her.
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#34
Quote by iceman_8319
I made a thread on this already


Who cares, though

My Iceman's name is Donkey Show




i have an iceman as well
freakin love those guitars

and my red acoustic is named sally ann....i went out with a friend and be both bought acoustics one day, so we named each others. although i forget what i named her guitar, it was a long time ago.
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#35
my guitar SG is named Claudia because my one friend fell asleep on a road trip and he made out with his pillow while dreaming and he said "Oh, Claudia!" so I named it that.

my Strat is named Starlet because my cousin went out with a stripper whos stage name was Starlet.
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Guitars
Schecter C-1 Classic
Gibson SG Special
1987 Fender Strat
Epiphone PR-150

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#36
I named my student model acoustic Sweet Betty Lou. Just 'cause I thought it would be funny.

I next bought a knock-off strat. I named that one Libby. I was kinda in a rut at the time, so I named it Libby. It sounded kinky. Who doesn't want to be with someone named Libby?

I bought an Epiphone SG-400. I named that one Katyusha. Katyusha is actually a Russian song about a maiden who stays faithful to her lover, even during war. I am part Czechoslovakian, which was at one time a satelite nation. So I guess that's where I made the connection.

Also I am getting an Epiphone Dot soon. I am thinking about naming that one Hanichka. It's Czech for Hannah. It sounds sweet.

Anyway, that's all folks.
#37
Named my Mexican strat Maria.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#39
I'll name the Strat I get for Christmas "bennett"
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