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#1
So ever had one?
I just did, and have had worst in the past....

So I was on 4chan (of course) and as I'm typing to my friend on MSN, a couple letters stop working on my keyboard (w, f, l to be exact), then after a bit, none of the keys type....
So, i disconnect internet, do a virus scan, and all is back to normal - but no virus found... **** I hope i wasn't hijacked, I refuse to use paypal now though...


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#2
Tubgirl was a pretty "osht moment" for me.
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#4
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Tubgirl was a pretty "osht moment" for me.


how can people be shocked by tubgirl?
#5
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#6
Oh ****
Yeah Dimebag is not the "Greatest Guitarist" of all time... Hendrix maybe... I must go get food to eat with my mouth

$250 for an amp? wow. is it worth it to invest that much in the amp?

#7
I went onto a ROM site for NES ROMs, and I had just finished downloading a game, when I went to cloase the tab. However, when I went to get out of it, a message came up saying: "Would you like to receive updates via e-mail? If so, press YES. (Your IP Adress will be released.) To stay where you are, press NO." And no matter what I did, it kept bringing up that message. Turns out, I had to end Firefox's prosess. It sucked.
#8
Well, one time, i had a BUNCH of pr0n sites up at once. And dad walked in. That day, i learned how to tremolo pick. I closed all of those in 1.3 seconds
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#9
The day I got malware installed on my computer from looking at pron.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#10
The time I clicked one on of those endless Rick-Roll links. The kind that just switches position whenever you click the X.
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#11
When my ex-girlfriend (who was my girlfriend at the time) let herself in, calling my name down the hall, and my computer froze on a porn site. Not a big deal, but there was an argument over it before, and let's just say I pretty much lost.
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#12
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The time I clicked one on of those endless Rick-Roll links. The kind that just switches position whenever you click the X.

i love that one. link pl0x
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#13
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i love that one. link pl0x


Sorry, I can't remember what it was. I just randomly clicked on it on some website.
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#14
First time entering 4chan.


Actually, that's more of a "what the fuck is this horse shit?" kind of moment.
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#16
it sucks when your chatting with alot of people and say the wrong thing to the wrong person.

for example:
me: hey guys we're already set for next saturday, i think i'm gonna reel this one in
the girl i was trying to get: uh....what?
me: OH ****
me: I'M SO SORRY MY LITTLE BROTHER WROTE THAT
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#17
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it sucks when your chatting with alot of people and say the wrong thing to the wrong person.

for example:
me: hey guys we're already set for next saturday, i think i'm gonna reel this one in
the girl i was trying to get: uh....what?
me: OH ****
me: I'M SO SORRY MY LITTLE BROTHER WROTE THAT

hahah!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#18
i remember one time i clicked on a virus spread through msn...as i clicked on it, i thought 'is this a virus?' ... luckily AVG caught it

Another is when i downloaded a crack for a video game, i scanned it for viruses, just to be sure, and it came up VIRUS DETECTED!!!. It scared me because i had downloaded quite a few cracks before and never scanned them.

A different time, I changed some settings, and it wouldn't boot up. period. I ended up fixing it, though. I've actually done that quite a few times when I used SUSE.
#19
how the hell did i fall for the rick roll link....
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#20
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
Well, one time, i had a BUNCH of pr0n sites up at once. And dad walked in. That day, i learned how to tremolo pick. I closed all of those in 1.3 seconds


I was trying to freak my friend out so i Put up a video and held a Pillow next to the screen so He couldnt see (he was drawing at a Table) and for 3 minutes he didnt even move, and so i fnally gave up, looked back at the screen readdy to close it then all of a Sudden he yells "ANDYYYYY!! WHAT THE ****!!!" i nearly pissed myself it scared me so bad
#22
rick astley is a ****ing musical genius
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#28
The night of a band concert (school concert band), i was in a chat room with a few friends and some people I didn't know. Our first flute player (Janis), unknown to me, was in that chat room. I started talking sh't about her, like "It's the night of the concert and she doesn't even know her part. I can't believe it."

My friend IMs me in a separate box, like "DUDE SHE'S IN THE ROOM! ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS???"

me: Osht

pretty much sucked.
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#29
a few days ago i was playing call of duty 4 and i was getting really bored so i decieded to use some hacks. So I found a web site where you send in your cd key and you get some hacks, well i never got any hacks an the website stole my cd key. Now i have to buy the game again
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#30
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a few days ago i was playing call of duty 4 and i was getting really bored so i decieded to use some hacks. So I found a web site where you send in your cd key and you get some hacks, well i never got any hacks an the website stole my cd key. Now i have to buy the game again


lol dude, that sucks. i'd be soo pissed off.

any internet "oh ****" moment i have would have to be related to porn. hands down. nothing compares.
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

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#31
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The day I got malware installed on my computer from looking at pron.


Amen.
#32
so i'm chatting with this chick i like on msn, and on another window with my friend, the chicks bf just got suspended and maybee expeled, and i'm talking about it with both of them, the chick tells me the guy got expelled, so i go to my friends convo and say HOLY SHIT DUDE HE GOT EXPELED, YAAYY!! turns out i sent it to the chick i like.. that was such an osht moment.. lol.
#33
Quote by Eric 666
how can people be shocked by tubgirl?


Because it's a picture of a girl spewing diarrhea out of her ass. =/
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#34
Quote by Spitz13
so i'm chatting with this chick i like on msn, and on another window with my friend, the chicks bf just got suspended and maybee expeled, and i'm talking about it with both of them, the chick tells me the guy got expelled, so i go to my friends convo and say HOLY SHIT DUDE HE GOT EXPELED, YAAYY!! turns out i sent it to the chick i like.. that was such an osht moment.. lol.


Similar situations have happened way too many times. I fucking hate instant messaging now...
#35
another one:
im talking with my friend on im, all of the sudden,
hey check out theese pics
i open em, and oddly enough its a .exe file or some ****, and i'm like wow dude, you're a fucking dumbass. you sent me the wrong thing its a .exe file..

..

dude?

..

*chat windows open up by themselves seding the virus to everyone*

ohsht.
#37
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
Well, one time, i had a BUNCH of pr0n sites up at once. And dad walked in. That day, i learned how to tremolo pick. I closed all of those in 1.3 seconds



LOLOLOL

Happens to me all the time.
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Tell her
"I could be playing this *inserts Job For a Cowboys Doom Cd*
but i'd rather play this *inserts *David Crowder followed by Brewster*"

haha yeah that should work


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#40
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When my ex-girlfriend (who was my girlfriend at the time) let herself in, calling my name down the hall, and my computer froze on a porn site. Not a big deal, but there was an argument over it before, and let's just say I pretty much lost.

If I had been in your position, I would have had to tell her to kindly shut the **** up.
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