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#1
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#3
Every moment before 2007.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#6
When the fat people of UG united with their own thread.
Hell, that was the funniest damn thing.
#7
ill never forget the day walker_rose said something so lame, and some one made some webpage about him showing all these pwnage pics, in the background there was a low opera type vocals saying "you got oooooownd, owned owned owend" i **** myself it was so funy


WALKER ROSE GOT OWNED (summer 06)
#8
Cas's "meltdown"

That was actually really scary.
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#9
Pit Of Destiny!
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#10
Quote by MedicreDemon
Pit Of Destiny!



LMAO, that lasted, what, from January 1st to January 4th?
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#11
Quote by theking182


ahahaha!!
i remember that
because aftarwards
i ordered a couple packs
then i found out i was leaving on vacation
so i stalled the order
but i ended up stalling the entire mail service for 2 weeks
then i made a giant robot and stuck it in the middle of the driveway XD
sooo fun
i spraypainted it and everything
UG's condensed package of adrenaline

i am not liable for anything stated above
▼ but he is ▼
#12
Quote by Riddler
LMAO, that lasted, what, from January 1st to January 4th?


Uh... More like December/November to April.

I don't really have a favorite Pit moment... I wasn't there for most of them. It's the threads I remember more. Like the "wtf moments" thread.
Last edited by RedDeath9 at Nov 18, 2007,
#13
Quote by RedDeath9
Uh... More like December/November to April.


I guess I stopped noticing >_>

I feel sad now.
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#14
Quote by Guitar Skater
ill never forget the day walker_rose said something so lame, and some one made some webpage about him showing all these pwnage pics, in the background there was a low opera type vocals saying "you got oooooownd, owned owned owend" i **** myself it was so funy


WALKER ROSE GOT OWNED (summer 06)


... Ummm. He didn't make that. That's just a website trick.

Example: http://www.Guitar_Skater.justgotowned.com/

There are more sites like it as well.


And I'll say:

Samnung has crabs!

hotpunksk8ergirl and her hilarious posts.

The Story of Scourge

The first UG Election

Loads more, as well.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


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#15
Quote by itsxsteves
ahahaha!!
i remember that
because aftarwards
i ordered a couple packs
then i found out i was leaving on vacation
so i stalled the order
but i ended up stalling the entire mail service for 2 weeks
then i made a giant robot and stuck it in the middle of the driveway XD
sooo fun
i spraypainted it and everything

sweet. pics?
i wish i had gotten some

darn parents...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#16
Quote by Riddler
I guess I stopped noticing >_>

I feel sad now.


Well, Cas got banned in November/December, then they told everyone about it in April.
#17
Quote by Riddler
I guess I stopped noticing >_>

I feel sad now.



Lol, It started when Cas was "Banned" then ended on april fools. So, November 25th - April 1st.


EDIT: Also, Silent Deftones Cocksucking Forum was amazing aswell.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#19
The Godsmack thread that was posted in Alternative/Indie about a month ago. Oh Lord, that was hilarious. The entire forum sarcastically flamed the TS, yet he didn't get the sarcasm and though we were agreeing with him. I'm mad I didn't bookmark the thread. The next morning, he sent everyone friend request on UGSpace. The thread went on for 10 pages before being closed. It was hilarious.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#20


Sorry, it's a little big. I've had 5 pics of this for over a year now.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#21
I was flipping through my high school's yearbook from last year and there was a picture of a kid wearing a halloween costume made completely out of the UPS boxes. It couldn't be a coincidence. He must have graced this website.
#22
Quote by Guitar Skater
ill never forget the day walker_rose said something so lame, and some one made some webpage about him showing all these pwnage pics, in the background there was a low opera type vocals saying "you got oooooownd, owned owned owend" i **** myself it was so funy


WALKER ROSE GOT OWNED (summer 06)

http://guitarskater.justgotowned.com/

That's what you're meaning?
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
#24
a7x0wnz

The first UG Paints competition

The first MOD challenge

getting hacked several times

chinko's avatar. Though not that great, the hysteria was memorable.

The thread where ohioemokid showed his dangle to a fat chick
#25
the guy who broke his dick
Quote by Article
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

Wii Is For Queers! Co-Founder Of The "We Hate Wii" Club
Return to a Condition of Being...<-Band. Add plz!
#26
One word, and one abbreviation.

UG.

Comic.


Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#28
UREH UREH UREH
Guitar rig
Schecter C-1 Classic
Boss GT-8
Mesa 50/50 Power Amp
Avatar G212H 2x12 Cab

Synth Rig
M-Audio Oxygen 61
Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro
Reason 4.0
FL Studio 8
#31
Quote by RedDeath9
Can someone tell me what the whole SD thing was about?


read the very top. it said cocksucker's forum instead of the pit.
Quote by steven seagull
There are no boring scales, just boring guitarists.

Quote by convictionless
dude calebrocker, that first song on your list almost made me cry
11/10
you win my good sir

^ My For Mom cover

Check out my MP3s!!
#32
The complete destruction of the "I had Anal with My Girl Friend" guy, Syd Barret... You want proof of UG's team skills and community, that night was it.

EDIT: The threads https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498865
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498998&page=1&pp=20&highlight=Anal
Quote by richwatkinson
haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

TheDudeBox
Last edited by Brandon860 at Nov 18, 2007,
#34
Ooh, how could I forget?

July 2, 2007.

What I dubbed the, "Epic Pit".

Drunk mods + The hilarious humor of many, many, many users = One of the most eventful, exciting nights UG has ever seen.


I remeber everyone freaking the fuck out, as well. "ZOMG!!! TEH UG IS DIEING!! SAY GUDBIE!!!". I still don't see how they failed to realised the mods were just having a fun night, and creating "chaos".

Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#35
Quote by RHCP94
The Godsmack thread that was posted in Alternative/Indie about a month ago. Oh Lord, that was hilarious. The entire forum sarcastically flamed the TS, yet he didn't get the sarcasm and though we were agreeing with him. I'm mad I didn't bookmark the thread. The next morning, he sent everyone friend request on UGSpace. The thread went on for 10 pages before being closed. It was hilarious.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=704479&page=10&pp=20&highlight=Godsmack

There it is, my love. I wanted to see it. I feel like I should have been a part of that thread.

Anyway, mine is the thread I made about whether or not RHCP94 and I should get married, and it lasted forever. The best part was when people would randomly come in and assume we were being completely serious and started with the flaming. And then got owned by every in the thread.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
ax7ownz or w/e his name was.
Youtube covers

[url="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrJumboHumbo[/URL"]
#37
Will Gum eating his baby brother.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=419736

It's one of the first threads I remember after joining (though the three months before it are something of a blank spot).
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#38
Anytime that Cas has given someone a bollocking, especially if they have slagged him off first. Man they are funny.
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
#39
Ghost thread.. read every page, life changing.

Fantasy football premierleague thread

+ many others...

Don't forget the funny picture threads (hilarious myspace, you laugh you lose, demotivational pictures)
#40
Anyone remember the "post a picture of your ex" thread. And the thread starter posted a pick of his saying what an ass her new boyfriend was and laughing that she was now pregnant...thinking nothing of it.

Then someone (Yakult?) managed to track down the girl in question using a link to the thread starter's myspace page that he'd posted ages ago and alerted her of the thread via PMs and comments.

Then, in a hilarious twist, the thread starter went into a frenzied panic and started pretending that it was one of his mates who'd been posting all along using his password...and to label his point he started posting whilst pretending to be two people saying stuff like "get off my account you dick!!" followed by something like "no! haha" with a smattering of "I'd never talk badly about Marrissa...not ever." Needless to say a mod checked that and confirmed that the posts were all coming from the same IP address.

Absolutely hilarious...though I think the thread eventually got deleted.
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this is the biggest pile of crap i've seen since that little bit in jurassic parkwhere you see dino crap everywhere...
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