Page 1 of 2
#1
So there's a rumor going around that there's a legendary song that could woo any woman out of her clothes and into your pants or what not. It should make a girl totally fall for you when you play it.

What's your personal experience with using guitar as a means of female exploitation? Have you played guitar to try and ask a girl out? How'd that go...

What do you think is the Ultimate Pussy song?


Made as a result of http://ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=714826
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

Quote by brennsy
SathiaSun for president

Un-Banned! Boy, does it feel great to be back.
Join the Bear Grylls Foundation group!
Last edited by SathiaSun at Nov 18, 2007,
#2
*waits for someone to say a canibal corpse song*
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#3
Do you really believe this? If so, go play in traffic.
Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappe
d.
#4
I Cum Bood
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#5
Straight Outta Compton on acoustic.
If you guys just tried playing it, you'd see!

Last edited by Doolittle at Nov 18, 2007,
#6
Quote by metalhead2061
Do you really believe this? If so, go play in traffic.

Sarcasm much? Meaning, if you're trying to ask a girl out or do something special that involves a guitar, what would be a nice song to play?
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

Quote by brennsy
SathiaSun for president

Un-Banned! Boy, does it feel great to be back.
Join the Bear Grylls Foundation group!
#8
Quote by SathiaSun
Sarcasm much? Meaning, if you're trying to ask a girl out or do something special that involves a guitar, what would be a nice song to play?


lol what kind of answers were you expecting? i mean, you have to admit, the way you worded your question at first came across really...blunt?
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#10
Quote by jmilli2
play Smelly Cat


You win.

EDIT: This thread has been done as much as "Who's Your Favourite Guitarist?"

Just play Iris by Goo Goo Dolls.


Done and done.
Quote by kriscornella2@g
I know i wish i was as cool as you and be into Sum 41 and Taking back Sunday. Gaylord.

Quote by civildp1
you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

Quote by вяaи∂ иєw
You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
Last edited by BenFoffenbock at Nov 18, 2007,
#11
hey there delilah?

2 girls and my roomate are in my dorm. They notice we both play guitar. Girl asks, us play something for them. I grab my red Ibanez Rg and pull out all the stops, whammy harmonics, one handed legato tapping, pick trills up and down the neck. Girls go, "oh, that's nice" Roomate grades his acoustic and plays those 4 notes from hey there delialah and practically has them eating out of his hand. He then played wonderwall.

I gave up on using the guitar to get girls. In order to do that you have to be the douchebag who picks up the guitar at parties, plays Free fallin and hits on other guys girlfriends.
#12
The "Ultimate Pussy Song" is obviously Jupiter from Gustav Holst's "The Planets" Suite. If you play it in front of a woman, you'll get laid. It has been scientifically proven.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#14
Quote by SathiaSun
So there's a rumor going around that there's a legendary song that could woo any woman out of her clothes and into your pants or what not. What's your personal experience with using guitar as a means of female exploitation? And what do you think is the Ultimate Pussy song?


Made as a result of http://ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=714826


Wrong, women can't be "wooed" that easily, immature teenage girls can, though. If you want to tap that, then play "Hey There Delilah" or "You're Beautiful" have sex and then kill yourself.
When crying don't help
You can't compose yourself
It's best to compose a poem
An honest verse of longing
Or a simple song of hope...
#17
Quote by Mind Riot
Probably something by Sum 41..


Oh, I misunderstood the title.



haha
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#19
**** her gently

/thread (i think)
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
Last edited by theking182 at Nov 18, 2007,
#20
Party on Your Pussy - RHCP
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#23
Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer

'Nuff said.
█████████████████████████████████████████████
█████████████████████████████████████████████
Portugal. The Man »–
#24
i can't play hey there deliah. its too hard b/c my pinky is too small
but I can play the dazed and confused solo
#25
Quote by lpmarshall
i can't play hey there deliah. its too hard b/c my pinky is too small
but I can play the dazed and confused solo


play version 1 then its the note instead of chord thing i guess
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/p/plain_white_ts/hey_there_delilah_tab.htm
Quote by Kensai
Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#26
Heres one thats on the same lines of Hey There but even more ridiculously simple...Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol
Founder of the EHX Users Guild
My Photography

Quote by Kyle-Rehm
Please don't tell me I'm the only one that clicked this thread thinking I would learn how to make my guitar sound like a grizzly bear.
#27
I want to party on your pussy baby I want to party on your puuuuuuussy

or


Your pussy's glued to a building on fire.
SPACE FOR RENT
#28
Quote by soul_power
Heres one thats on the same lines of Hey There but even more ridiculously simple...Chasing Cars-Snow Patrol


that is extremely simple


wow

i could maybe sing while im playin these


jus gotta make sure no one i know is around

metalhead singing hey there delilah and chasing cars = labeled fag for all existance

unless i get laid in the process then its god status lol
Quote by Kensai
Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#29
its called "Hey there Delilah"


Unfortunatly the instant you play it you turn into a homosexual.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
#31
I'm of the opinion that if you can get someone to play bass+guitar, playing colt 45 would work wonders.
Gear:
Ibanez RG550 20th RFR
Traynor YCV50
Fender FMT HH Tele
Mesa Boogie 2ch Triple Rectifier
2 1x12 custom Theile cabs
ISP Decimator
Krank Kranshaft
Boss BF-2 Flanger
BBE Sonic Maximizer
#32
i just noticed something

listen to the intros in these 3 songs

body is a wonderland - john mayer
hey there delilah - plain white t's
chasing cars - snow patrol

is it just me or are they extremely simmilar?
hmmm (may have just unlocked the key to pussy songs)
lol
Quote by Kensai
Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#33
Quote by aeon20k
that is extremely simple


wow

i could maybe sing while im playin these


jus gotta make sure no one i know is around

metalhead singing hey there delilah and chasing cars = labeled fag for all existance

unless i get laid in the process then its god status lol

IM sure your friends will understand, then they will follow suit and not get any because u will already have gone through it all
Founder of the EHX Users Guild
My Photography

Quote by Kyle-Rehm
Please don't tell me I'm the only one that clicked this thread thinking I would learn how to make my guitar sound like a grizzly bear.
#35
Michelle by the Beatles


or


Belle by Jack Johnson

because you have to sing in french
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
#36
Most obviously Fermented Offal Discharge by Necrophagist.

Just the song name is enough to woo them.
ಥ_ಥ
#37
Quote by Carswell98


Belle by Jack Johnson

because you have to sing in french


Anything by Jack Johnson, or just play Tenacious D or something else that was really awesome but I've now forgotten.

EDIT: Play the YMCA!
Might not get you laid, but it'll make her laugh, which is a good thing, or so I'm told.
Last edited by rocker007 at Nov 18, 2007,
#38
Quote by Mind Riot
Probably something by Sum 41..


Oh, I misunderstood the title.

Ya gotta admit though, 88 is a pretty damn cool song.
Quote by redneckrebel
Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
Page 1 of 2