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Would you? Let's say you couldn't pick who, it was random. The person could be ugly, dumb, smart, pretty, anything. Considering you do more then just play around with your new tits/pussy/penis, what would you do while in the body of the opposite sex?

If I was a girl for a day, I'd probably try and make friends with my crush and get some answers. Or, I'd find a lesbian and we would dildo our brains out.
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Last edited by jasonmetal love at Nov 18, 2007,
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Quote by Twist of fate
I'd masturbate with a powerdrill and pour appletini's on my breasts and post filty videos of myself masturbating with food on the internets


That's actually probably how most porn gets made. One day gender switches gone wild.
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#5
Take pics
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#6
Quote by Z_cup_boy
if i were a guy...id tuck my **** in betwen my legs.


and as soon as you do that, you will feel immense pain

and say to yourself "oh....THATS why they just let it hang out"


i would see what its like to sit down cross legged lol
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#8
I would definitely turn into a sex addict for 24 hours
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#9
Quote by kool98769
I would definitely turn into a sex addict for 24 hours


I wouldn't. That would make you "gay" kind of if you weren't already. I'd just masturbate if I was going to do anything sexual.
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#11
i'd hit on a guy and see how far i could go before i throw up. or does my sexual preference change as well?

just kidding!
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#12
I would be the slut.


No joke.
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I would definitely turn into a sex addict for 24 hours

+1
jus still with chicks

and tape it lol
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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#15
Quote by Uncle Fonzie
I'd vote republican...

What?
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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#16
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What?


He would take advantage of the American voting system by casting votes towards republican candidates. He would probably use a voting poll to cast such a vote.
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Quote by jasonmetal love
He would take advantage of the American voting system by casting votes towards republican candidates. He would probably use a voting poll to cast such a vote.

let me rephrase

Why?
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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#19
Quote by aeon20k
let me rephrase

Why?

I don't know...if I were the opposite sex I may have the sudden urge to vote republican. Something wrong?

(If you haven't figured out by now, which you obviously haven't, this all just a ridiculous joke)
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Quote by Uncle Fonzie
I'd vote republican...



woah, woah, woah. you can't say something non-sexual. you know the rules.

now state something sexual and sick that you would do, preferably morally wrong.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
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Quote by NutZz?
woah, woah, woah. you can't say something non-sexual. you know the rules.

now state something sexual and sick that you would do, preferably morally wrong.

In that case, I would go to the bathroom and not wash my hands afterwards. Yes, I'm a sick and twisted freak.
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Quote by Uncle Fonzie
In that case, I would go to the bathroom and not wash my hands afterwards. Yes, I'm a sick and twisted freak.


thats just...disturbing on so many levels....

i like
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#24
Quote by Uncle Fonzie
In that case, I would go to the bathroom and not wash my hands afterwards. Yes, I'm a sick and twisted freak.


And then you'd stick your hands in some form of feces and rub them all over your body whilst pleasuring yourself with your fecal-covered middle finger right? Yummmm
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Quote by jasonmetal love
And then you'd stick your hands in some form of feces and rub them all over your body whilst pleasuring yourself with your fecal-covered middle finger right? Yummmm

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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#26
I would mess around with my own body. That is all.
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Quote by jasonmetal love
And then you'd stick your hands in some form of feces and rub them all over your body whilst pleasuring yourself with your fecal-covered middle finger right? Yummmm



...i like this one even more
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
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Quote by jasonmetal love
And then you'd stick your hands in some form of feces and rub them all over your body whilst pleasuring yourself with your fecal-covered middle finger right? Yummmm

Whatever gives you that rush of blood, yo.
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Quote by Z_cup_boy
if i were a guy...id tuck my **** in betwen my legs.

I thought that said touch and I was like OMG!!!!! but then like a minute later when I quoted it I realized it said tuck, what a disappointment.
Anyways yes, it would be fun. I would enjoy gym even if I was ugly lol.
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Quote by Uncle Fonzie
Whatever gives you that rush of blood, yo.


More like rush of vomit/typhoid fever.
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Quote by jasonmetal love
And then you'd stick your hands in some form of feces and rub them all over your body whilst pleasuring yourself with your fecal-covered middle finger right? Yummmm


This has to be sigged. =]
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Last edited by Gelato at Nov 18, 2007,
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I'd go and buy th ebiggest genitically engineered bannana I could find......then eat it....


...AFTER STICKING IT UP MY PUSSY!!!!!!
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i suppose there's a chance
i'm just a litte too shallow to consider
that maybe i've been a little more eager
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#33
Quote by jasonmetal love
If I was a girl for a day....
... I'd find a lesbian and we would dildo our brains out.


I really hope you're not assuming that all lesbians are *****s and will do anything with anygirl they see. They are normal people and do have standards you know.
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Quote by Gooze
I really hope you're not assuming that all lesbians are *****s and will do anything with anygirl they see. They are normal people and do have standards you know.

Thanks for reminding UG.
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i suppose there's a chance
i'm just a litte too shallow to consider
that maybe i've been a little more eager
each day to wake up and take a shower
brush my teeth and smile for the mirror
#35
Quote by Gooze
I really hope you're not assuming that all lesbians are *****s and will do anything with anygirl they see. They are normal people and do have standards you know.


In The Pit, all lesbians are assumed out of this world hot.
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Quote by Gooze
I really hope you're not assuming that all lesbians are *****s and will do anything with anygirl they see. They are normal people and do have standards you know.

yeah that may be true but thinking like that ruins fantasies
so lets keep those thoughts to the real world lol
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Girls don't have to do anything to be good in bed. If she's got a pulse she's automatically an 8.

#37
Quote by Gooze
I really hope you're not assuming that all lesbians are *****s and will do anything with anygirl they see. They are normal people and do have standards you know.

Silly Gooze, women aren't people.
#39
I'd become a stripper, make all kinds of money with mah sexeh body, then take all the money and go back to being me, but with money!
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#40
Quote by Z_cup_boy
if i were a guy...id tuck my **** in betwen my legs.

There's a reason we don't.

Personally, I'd just be too weirded out by not having a penis to do anything except be wierded out by it. I'm very aware of my dick at all times, so suddenly not having one would make me crazy afraid.
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