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Okay, this isn't some story I made up, and this isn't just something for attention.

But, seriously, some weird noise is coming from under my house. It almost sounds like someone has a small squeaky toy, like a dog toy, and squeaking it, but not letting the air back in, it's just one sharp squeaking sound, and it kind of repeats.


Maybe almost like a small bird, but I have no idea. I mean, it's 2:00AM, and this small, almost squeak-like sound is coming from under my house? It's kinda unnerving.


Anyone know what it maybe?


And, no, I'm pretty much positive it's NOT manbearpig.
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#4
the sound of floorboards/whatever other parts of your house, expanding and contracting in temperature changes


...**** that makes no sense. its probably a t-rex.
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#5
Are they rats by chance?

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#6
Are they rats by chance?

Under my house we had an Investation of Rather Large rats.
#7
Are they rats by chance?

Under my house we had an Investation of Rather Large rats.
#8
Are they rats by chance?

Under my house we had an Investation of Rather Large rats.
#9
garret you made laugh out loud.
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Are they rats by chance?

Under my house we had an Investation of Rather Large rats.


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#13
o_O

Weird quad post.


And, yea, I also thought of some sort of rat/large mouse, but I don't know what a rat sounds like, and I've never heard this sound before tonight.

So, yea, maybe a rat or two, but it's not too constant, if that matters. It goes for about 10 second, and then stops for a while.
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#14

it's probably a few badgers


or maybe a blobfish.
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#15
its high pitched you say? without further investigation i cant be positive, but it sounds like it is this:




but really, its probably just some dying animal or something. if it happens for a few nights, i suggest investigating further.
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daytripper: And, yea, if it continues, I'm seriously going to think about getting someone under the house.

Arthur Curry: I don't think it's mechanized. It's not coming from just one place. I can move from room to room, and it will distant in one place, and louder in another, and it kind of varies from time to time.
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#22
"the sound of floorboards/whatever other parts of your house, expanding and contracting in temperature changes


...**** that makes no sense. its probably a t-rex."

omg you made my night
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it's probably a few badgers


or maybe a blobfish.


That blobfish is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Ever.

Back on topic! Maybe theres something under the house that wind is passing through. Rats maybe, or its a mental patient like they used to put under the houses in the old days.
#24
It's probably just a rat.
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#25
Woah.
I had to exit out of my browser cause my compute froze, and I came back to this thread and I had like 10 extra posts.


Sorry.


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#26
I hate annoying noises. Mr. Twelve and myself have pigeons above our apartment (we're on the top floor) and I swear they sound like they weigh 80 pounds and are 3 feet high because they make so much damn noise in the morning
#27
Its probably your house setting, not that i didn't enjoy everyone else's posts lol. the weight of the house shifts the ground and the house twists, perhaps? happens to my house alot
#28
My Dad's house makes all kinds of crazy noises, and I have to sleep in the basement so I hear them constantly.
#29
jews. it makes sense there hidding under your house so they dont have to pay for anywhere to live.
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jews. it makes sense there hidding under your house so they dont have to pay for anywhere to live.


hahaha so true
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I hate annoying noises. Mr. Twelve and myself have pigeons above our apartment (we're on the top floor) and I swear they sound like they weigh 80 pounds and are 3 feet high because they make so much damn noise in the morning


Don't even get me started on those mutant pterodactyl pigeons...


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the sound of floorboards/whatever other parts of your house, expanding and contracting in temperature changes


...**** that makes no sense. its probably a t-rex.


It has to be the flooring/walls of your house popping. My house is kinda old and does it all the time, sounds like people walking around in my rooms and **** lol.
#34
it it really high ptched and sounds kinda robotic, it may be you smoke alarms (if you have any) when the batteries' are low on mine they make a high picted squeak noise every hour or so.. it scared the crap outta me back before i knew.
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#38
its probably just a little dead girl with no eyes trying to get your attention. just make sure she dosnt get in the house. you wouldnt want to wake up in the middle of the night and see her standing over your bed..........oh no
#39
My guess would be something dying. Animals always crawl to a dark and lonely place to die.
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And, no, I'm pretty much positive it's NOT manbearpig.


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