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#1
This was suggested in some other thread, can't remember where. Basically, post facts that emphasize how serious Eric Johnson is about his tone.

Eric Johnson only plays guitars with necks made of maple trees taller than 30 meters, over 40 years old, growing within 10km of the american/canadian border.

GMT is calibrated to the time Eric Johnson wakes up in the morning.

Eric Johnson tastes the difference between battery brands.

If a tree falls in the woods, and there is no-one around, Eric Johnson still hears the difference.

In Soviet Russia, the difference is heard by ERIC JOHNSON!!!

Eric Johnson feels the difference between .9 guage nickel plated GHS strings and .9 guage nickel plated GHS strings

Eric Johnson feels the difference. Often there is no difference until Eric Johnson feels it.

Ok, mine are crap. Post yours!
#3
Why is this happening about Eric Johnson now? He is genuinely way too cool and original a guitarist to get this treatment.

Go and do it to some metalcore guy, you might get more response then...
#4
Quote by Jackolas
Why is this happening about Eric Johnson now? He is genuinely way too cool and original a guitarist to get this treatment.

Go and do it to some metalcore guy, you might get more response then...

Metalcore guys aren't as distinctive.

There was a thread on Malmsteen a while ago...
#5
is this a spin off Chuck Norris? if so....I dont even know what to classify this as... :|
#6
pointless thread.
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#8
haha

I found them kind of funny since he's such a tone perfectionist.
Quote by Roc8995
Thin necks make you play faster because guitars with thin necks sound thin and bad, and you play fast to distract people from the bad tone.
#9
Quote by thefoldarsoldar
haha

I found them kind of funny since he's such a tone perfectionist.


I love his tone... I mean, seriously guys. It's so good. Oh yeah!

Manhattan, Cliffs Of Dover, Desert Rose... !
#14
Quote by Aidy Damage
Am I the only person who likes these?

Eric Johnson CAN believe it's not butter.



i lol'ed
#16
Quote by ClaptonWannabe
When Eric Johnson is sad, it rains. When he is angry, it rains babies.


LMAO i love these!
Listens to Jazz

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each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#18
Quote by Aidy Damage
Am I the only person who likes these?

Eric Johnson CAN believe it's not butter.




That won me over...
#19
Eric Johnson's Strat never goes out of tune unless he asks her to.

Eric Johnson's Johnson is named Eric.


yep, i prettty much suck at that
Listens to Jazz

Quote by Local666Union
each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#20
My school's marching band once played for Eric Johnson.

They were never seen again...
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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#21
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
My school's marching band once played for Eric Johnson.

They were never seen again...



Im such a sucker for these very funny man!
Listens to Jazz

Quote by Local666Union
each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#22
Funny hearing all these youngins' talking about Eric Johnson because was on Guitar Hero 3.

<.<

>.>
#23
In Soviet Russia, Eric Johnson does everything the same, because reversal is for lame-os.
<Han> I love Hitler
#24
Quote by finalzz
pointless thread.


You guys must not know Eric Johnson then. This is pretty funny.

Quote by RentACar
Funny hearing all these youngins' talking about Eric Johnson because was on Guitar Hero 3.

<.<

>.>



Wait til Rockband comes out. Highway Star, people are gonna freak over that song just like Cliffs of Dover.
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#25
Quote by RentACar
Funny hearing all these youngins' talking about Eric Johnson because was on Guitar Hero 3.

<.<

>.>

****, I didn't even know that. I just fell in love with Eric Johnson when I saw the G3 video years ago.

His tribute to SRV is amazing. And Manhattan gets my groove on.
#26
Quote by RentACar
Funny hearing all these youngins' talking about Eric Johnson because was on Guitar Hero 3.

<.<

>.>


thats why i hate guitar hero.
#27
Quote by Joey-Tribiani


Eric Johnson's Johnson is named Eric.




In Soviet Russia, Eric Johnson's Eric is called Johnson.
MAN CITY


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#28
Quote by RentACar
Funny hearing all these youngins' talking about Eric Johnson because was on Guitar Hero 3.

<.<

>.>



I'm not gonna lie to ya. I didn't listen to him until after I had played Guitar Hero 3, but I'm glad I did .

I don't have a joke to contribute.
#29
^ Same here. I head about him alot, but that's the first itme I listened to Cliffs of Dover. Pretty good.
#31
Eric Johnson's strings never break unless he breaks...

and Eric Johnson NEVER breaks.


yeah i suck
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#32
These are even dumber than those stupid Chuck Norris jokes.

F-
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#34
I appreciate Eric Johnson's genius and extraordinary skill but I really don't see this thread going anywhere unless someone posts some pictures with additions
#35
Quote by hellbound_jonny
In Soviet Russia, Eric Johnson's Eric is called Johnson.


haha
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oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#36
actually I found about him during a youtube viewing marathon where I kept clicking on related videos.
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It's stereo amp, and I don't think it's tube. However, for a stereo amp, it is very good. Don't plug guitar into it; just use it as hi-fi if it works.
#38
Lame facts. Most don't make any sense at all and aren't funny.

Sorry.
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#39
Quote by dfc_jebus
thats why i hate guitar hero.

Because it introduces people to new music?
Damn you, GH, for introducing people to music that I like!
My League of Legends stream
The morning will come
In the press of every kiss
With your head upon my chest

Where I will annoy you
With every waking breath
Until you, decide to wake up
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