#1
Hey guys,

I know UG has been voted the best health care forum 3 years in a row, so Ive come to you guys for advice.

Last night around 4 in the morning (my time now is 1045 AM, so 6 hours ago) I threw up about 17 times...This morning when i woke up I got out of bed and stood up, causing a severe headache and dizziness. When ever i stand up, this happens.

Barrel rollnig also causes these symptoms.

What do youz guyz think? How do I stop the headache and dizziness?

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#2
Just stay in bed and rest. Don't do anything active.

It sounds like you just have the flu or something.
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Just stay in bed and rest. Don't do anything active.

It sounds like you just have the flu or something.

Ok I think I'll wait for a few more replies and go lay down on the couch..

Your sig made me laugh and now my head hurts again...
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yep sounds like a case of aids

Wow you guys are losers. Where did all of the Pit's medical practitionaires go to?
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Wow you guys are losers. Where did all of the Pit's medical practitionaires go to?


I know...I think they did got deaded.

Monsta edit: Or gave up on us...which is more likely.

You should stay in bed, don't go out, and drink lots.
Of water that is.
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#10
Might be an inner ear infection, I had one of those and I couldn't stand up i was so dizzy.
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Wow you guys are losers. Where did all of the Pit's medical practitionaires go to?

'Pit user' and 'intelligence' don't go together. EVER.

Ohh and you've got flu methinks, drink lots of fluids and rest
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#12
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Might be an inner ear infection, I had one of those and I couldn't stand up i was so dizzy.



could explain the dizziness but i dont think an inner ear infection explains the vomiting
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#13
I can help. You sound dehydrated from all your late-night vomiting (hence the headache and dizziness). My advise would be to rest today, and drink plenty of powerade or gatorade, as those drinks will restore all salts lost in your body. Apparently water isn't the best thing to drink when you have a stomach flu, though I don't know why.
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#14


Thanks guys, I think I'll go lay down and watch re-runs of Sienfeld...
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#15
If you threw up 17 times, dehydration might be an issue. Drink some water and see if that helps. Make sure it's kinda warm; cold water can make a headache worse.
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Seems we have another symptom. Cockiness.

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'Pit user' and 'intelligence' don't go together. EVER.

Ohh and you've got flu methinks, drink lots of fluids and rest

Congratulations on calling yourself an idiot .
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could explain the dizziness but i dont think an inner ear infection explains the vomiting

I vomited when I had mine, but mine was a real bad case though.
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they died of aids
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#20
Sounds like a very heavy fever or possibly t3h flu.
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