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Ok Pit, I was inspired to make this thread after hearing what happened to my friend Mike yesterday.

Around here quite alot of people use fake ID's to get drinks on the off chance they don't get served on looks, obviously if they're underage. My mate Mike was always very sceptical about them, but finally got one for himself a couple of days ago. So last night him and two other lads, Jim and Rob, went out for a drink. To start with they went to a pub called The Crown, where Jim promptly threw up everywhere and they were thrown out. Jim went home.

Now, Rob & Mike live right on the other side of our town, therefore they had quite a walk home ahead of them. So on the way they decided to drop into a pub called The Oakwood for a drink before walking home. As you do, they got very, very drunk. Later on the landlord asked them to leave, which they took their time about.

Here's where it gets funny/worse/etc.

As they took their time leaving, some bloke hauled the two of them outside and laid into them. As in kicked the crap out of them. So the next day Mike's mum marches into the pub to demand what had happened, only to learn her son had been in the possession of a fake ID.

So not only have they/he been battered (possibly a broken nose), but Mike's mum knows he had a fake ID. I say had as the pub now are in possession of it and are very likely going to hand it into the police.


So Pit, any particularly interesting drinking stories of your own?
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#2
Almost raped by a transvestite and tried to jump out its 4th floor window.

Top that.
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Drug thread, mate.
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Can't. Damn.

About 5 of us began stripping and posing for cars on a road side, only to realise the car that had just pulled over was an undercover police car.

Running away with trousers around ankles = very demeaning
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I was actually expecting a thread about how we shouldn't drink so much.


Same here
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I was actually expecting a thread about how we shouldn't drink so much.

haha yeah me too... ironic coming from "Barkeeper" though...

Anyway I don't really have many stories except a guy that grabbed me by the neck and kept calling me and my friend "F**KING C**TS" because my friends broke a bottle on the ground. That was pretty silly tho, I put it in the bin but he got it out and smashed it.
apart from that though, I don't go in public when drunk precisely because of events such as the one I just said and the TS story.
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Almost raped by a transvestite and tried to jump out its 4th floor window.

Top that.


Details.

EDIT: On my 18th last week someone bought me a shot, and it didnt do anything so i thought I could handle them. 6 pints of Carling and 7 shots later, I collapsed a mile from my home in the freezing cold.

A few hour later I woke up with an ambulance crew by my bed taking the piss out of me.

I learnt from that night to drink sociably, not to get wasted.

Well. regularly anyway .
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#10
Around here there's a saying: "The uncaught thief is an honest trader."

Don't get a fake ID / do illegal stuff if you don't have the brains for it.
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#11
Phew,. I thought this was gonna turn into one of those 'how dare you enjoy yourself' threads... Never bothered with fakes myself.
Things like that just happen - nothing really interesting happened to me, although been the bigger partier in my old band, I did have the habit of not remembering much of the previous night's set... Can't think of anything myself. probably drank so much I dunno what happened at all, and no bugger bothers to remind me.
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#12
Only ever did a small amount of illegal drinking. The thing Is I can't remember what we did per say. It involved me being scared as hell to step off the curb and something about stealing a golf cart.

Other then that can't remember, I think in the morning though we woke up in a drainage pipe and my mate and his girlfriend were boning. No idea how his girlfriend got there but yeah...
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#13
Ah yeah, another one would be when the drummer in my band thought he could handle downing a bottle of vodka, passed out in front of a garage (as in Esso, not Quik Fit) and being taken home by the police, where he consequently received a bollocking and was throwing up all night over his dad.
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Details.

EDIT: On my 18th last week someone bought me a shot, and it didnt do anything so i thought I could handle them. 6 pints of Carling and 7 shots later, I collapsed a mile from my home in the freezing cold.

A few hour later I woke up with an ambulance crew by my bed taking the piss out of me.

I learnt from that night to drink sociably, not to get wasted.

Well. regularly anyway .

Not much more to add other than:
Pissed off my face, go to club, get more drunk.

Next thing I remember I'm sitting on some couch, there's a girl offering me a blowjob and another dude sitting beside me.

I suddenly have a sober moment and realise "HOLY ****, THAT'S A DUDE!"

They both left the room and I thought "I need to get the **** out of here"

So I punched in the window.

Then it came back in the room and told me I could leave.

I ran.

Awesome night haha
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Not much more to add other than:
Pissed off my face, go to club, get more drunk.

Next thing I remember I'm sitting on some couch, there's a girl offering me a blowjob and another dude sitting beside me.

I suddenly have a sober moment and realise "HOLY ****, THAT'S A DUDE!"

They both left the room and I thought "I need to get the **** out of here"

So I punched in the window.

Then it came back in the room and told me I could leave.

I ran.

Awesome night haha


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That story is more epic than Lord of the Rings and Lazy Town combined.

I didn't even mention the lesbians...
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That story is more epic than Lord of the Rings and Lazy Town combined.


I used to have a crush on the girl from lazy town, but I was too ashamed to even admit it to myself.
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I used to have a crush on the girl from lazy town, but I was too ashamed to even admit it to myself.


Man she's like 12.

That programme seriously freaks me out, I don't know how they can get away with playing it at 3-30.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI&feature=related

There is something strangely creepy about it; like it's so innocent that it's sinister.

Then there's that pedo Spannish dude...
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Naked on a trampoline at 2am... my friend(male) making out with another friend (female) whilst i was naked on the trampoline... my friends neighbors seeing me naked and telling said friends parents about it a week or so later... (his parents just found it funny)
#20
lol @ Frenchy.

I've done some pretty stupid things drunk, none quite as epic as to mention lol.




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Man she's like 12.

That programme seriously freaks me out, I don't know how they can get away with playing it at 3-30.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI&feature=related

There is something strangely creepy about it; like it's so innocent that it's sinister.

Then there's that pedo Spannish dude...


that actress is actually 16...
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#23
So far, the dangers of drinking include being naked on trampolines, running from horny tranvestites and stealing golf carts.

I love alcohol...
#25
That's not a danger of drinking. That's a danger of being fucking stupid, causing trouble, breaking the law and risking getting yourself and the owner of the bar, plus the poor guy on minimum wage you duped into accepting the fake ID into a hell of a lot of trouble, including having the business shut down, fined a lot of money and possibly thrown into jail.

I hope you're proud of your friends. They deserved that beating for being selfcentred, inconsiderate idiots who can't handle their drink.
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#26
banned for trying to spoil everyone's fun Caustic

one time i got so drunk i apparently, i say apparently because i don't remember, jumped on a merry go round at a park and said "spin me". my friends being a holes spun me fast, they say i puked for a solid 10 min straight without stopping.....it was fun

edit: also my friend one time laid a log in his pants because he was so drunk
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#27
Oh man, I went to this concert on Friday, and these two girls were drunk as HELL. They were stumbling all over the ****ing place and kept trying to get into the building, but we had to keep them out because there were cops in there.

So 2 hours of trying to keep them out of the building go by, and one of our friends comes in her car to get them. One of the girls is refusing to leave and starts crying and is screaming "BUT I WANTED TO **** A HOT SCENE BOOOOOOOY!" and I'm just laughing my ass off.

Then after they left I went home.
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#28
Pfff, hearing these stories make me think that 1. I can control myself to good when I'm drunk, or 2. I've never been drunk enough

But this one time, a couple of friends were at my place, and we drank quite a lot, and then someone used magic and suddenly he had weed

After that, we started a pokemon fight with ourselfs as pokemon


#29
puking all over this kid i barely knew mom **** that was embarrassing
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that actress is actually 16...


REALLY??

In which case, I'm no longer in the wrong.
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#31
I wish the U.S had a drinking age similar to that of most other countries. 18 is the standard most other places, but it seems so young to most Americans.

EDIT: Oh, and I don't have any drinking stories to top that, I'm afraid, as most of my drinking occurs at friends house's and parties where I'm relativity safer than if I were out at pubs.
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#32
Hehehe, you've got to be 21 to even buy a beer right?

I always smile when I'm reminded of that.

EDIT: But you can drive cars from 16! you lucky bastards!
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That's not a danger of drinking. That's a danger of being fucking stupid, causing trouble, breaking the law and risking getting yourself and the owner of the bar, plus the poor guy on minimum wage you duped into accepting the fake ID into a hell of a lot of trouble, including having the business shut down, fined a lot of money and possibly thrown into jail.

I hope you're proud of your friends. They deserved that beating for being selfcentred, inconsiderate idiots who can't handle their drink.

Exactly what I was thinking.
The biggest danger of drinking is ending up with the ugly/horribley unpleasant girl at a party (there is always one). Ive not been sick for at least a year now through drink, but thats a danger I guess, specially if you get made to clean it up the next day lol.
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I enjoy social drinking and getting wasted, haven't done anything REALLY stupid yet though and don't really plan to. Plenty of funny stories though.
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you don't plan to do stupid ****, it just happens, which makes it funnier
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#36
hm. well a friend of mine died from drinking and drowning in his puke.

He was such a good guy, truly a waste..

if that isn't enough of a reason to moderate your drinking.. then maybe you need YOUR friend to drink himself dead
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#37
don't you hate those 'sober moments' that you seem to come and go when you're hammered. especially just after you've said something incredibly stupid, and you can recall what you just said.
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#40
Go round friends, drink a bottle of sambuca between three of us, 4 cans of stella.

Wake up next morning.

I remember nothing in between talking a shot and waking up with a REAL bad hangover.
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