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#1
ok i really dont want to go to school tomorrow...

so i need ways to make myself ill ect.

so far i figured i could drink really really strong coffee and see how that goes


any other ideas?
#5
Fake it
*-)
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#6
truly faking an illness means beginning to show signs the day before! start off slow and build up to full blown "oh i feel like crap" stuff.
#7
eat raw meat

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#9
How about you just go to school you lazy bastard.
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#10
get reakky drunk and wake up with a hangover
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#11
wonna get reeeealy sick ?
jump off a bridge
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#12
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How about you just go to school you lazy bastard.


I concur.

We all have to face up to things at school, staying at home won't make the problem go away.

Either that or you're just lazy and can't be arsed...in which case...get to school.
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#13
eat 60 jallepeno peppers
it worked for matt off lizzie mcguire
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#14
take pills... i mean ecstasy then youll get a comedown and youll be ill. simple
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#15
To quote Ferris Beuller:

"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
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#16
Watch videos that involve a few girls, like 2 or 3, and maybe a cup or something.
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#17
Go to bed, like now. But make sure your parents are aware of this. Then come down after an hour complaining that you're too hot to sleep. Sit on a chair with a despondent look on your face, again making sure your parents see you. Take two paracetamol or whatever, then go back upstairs.

In the middle of the night, raid your fridge for something off date and eat it.

Try to wake up at the normal time in the morning, but complain you didn't sleep at all and you felt hot/cold all night.
#18
Do a barrelroll into a pool of Icyhot
or
dont lick your lips ever and they will get real dry and sick looking, also eat lots of coughdrops if you have them.
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#20
Quote by SkyValley
Watch videos that involve a few girls, like 2 or 3, and maybe a cup or something.


#21
try a teaspoon with mustard and salt on it, i've heard it makes u puke.

Either that or put ur fingers down ur throat?
#24
Go to school.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
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#25
Watch the BME pain olympics. Guaranteed to make you violently ill. Only took 4 seconds of it even make me queesy, and I'm a sick twisted f*ck.
#27
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Watch the BME pain olympics. Guaranteed to make you violently ill. Only took 4 seconds of it even make me queesy, and I'm a sick twisted f*ck.


I just looked that up...and....urgh....
#28
take vics vapor rub take a big chunk of it, smear it on your chest and run laps aorund your house, guarenteed pnaumonia
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#29
Ok really eat milk with pickles lots of it it will make you puke no joke
#32
I'd go with seem ill not be ill TBH.

*you could not drink water, and do some shouting to get a sore throat...
*don't have much sleep to have bags under your eyes
*don't shower so you look all greasy and sweaty
*do some exercise and get sweaty and greasy
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#35
Try eating a spoonful of cinnamon. It made me throw up when I tried it.
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#36
I ate a bag full of grapes, then next day i had the ****s and had to stay off..

Tried and tested!
#37
Snip your **** off and shout about leprosy.
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#40
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Watch videos that involve a few girls, like 2 or 3, and maybe a cup or something.

Oh god...... You bastard!
I had almost forgot about it too
After seing that damn thing i knocked my moniter off the desk and ot broke
That sick **** cost me 200$........
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