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Amazing gig with backstage pass
58 29%
Wife giving birth
140 71%
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#1
You will rarely find me posting such a high calibre thread.

But

Say, if your most favourite band/artist ever was doing a gig at your local town, and you had booked tickets months in advance and got really excited about it, but then your wife decided to give birth on that particular night, what would you do? Be with your wife and watch your child get born, of see your favourite artists perform and meet them after the gig at the pub
The majority of UG will have to put themselves in the position of having a significant other
Example: John Frusciante does a gig at my local. OMG OMG OMG. *gets ready to go*..*wife screams, goes into labour* Do I go to the gig and meet someone I love, or do I help my wife?

#4
Both

Bring the wife to the gig. That way, your child can say they were born during the sweetest concert ever
#5
How about a much easier question to answer: Would you rather meet your wife in a pub or see John Frusciante give birth?
#6
Quote by Punk_Ninja
If you actually like the wife then the wife, you can meet your favourite artist more than once, only once is a child born.

That's a dirty dirty lie.


Quote by Arthur Curry
How about a much easier question to answer: Would you rather meet your wife in a pub or see John Frusciante give birth?


That doesn't need to be asked. At all. I would reach right up there and grab the baby.
#8
I would be wondering why the hell I had a wife.


Edit: And how she got pregnant
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#10
Quote by BcRichOwner
and who is playing in poole? :P

I'll have you know Chad Smith from RHCP played here just 2 weeks ago!
#12
haha! ah im surprised i didnt hear about that
and who is the artist in question this time?
you dont seem so keen to say :P

im going to a gig on tuesday at mr c's


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#13
when i do have a wife, im gonna seriously love her alot considering i married her, so id stay with her.
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#15
Quote by zombie_monster
Both

Bring the wife to the gig. That way, your child can say they were born during the sweetest concert ever

you can get your new born baby signed!!
#16
Quote by Arthur Curry
How about a much easier question to answer: Would you rather meet your wife in a pub or see John Frusciante give birth?



Thats why he was moaning in the beginning of Carvel.

You genius, you.
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#17
Quote by BcRichOwner
haha! ah im surprised i didnt hear about that
and who is the artist in question this time?
you dont seem so keen to say :P

im going to a gig on tuesday at mr c's

Oh wow you're from Poole...
Sweet I've been there a few times. Have you heard of the Wheat Beans? They play there quite a lot, or are you one of the members?

Whereabouts it Poole do you live?
#18
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wiggyisgreat is from POOLE? And BcRichOwner? Dudes, we should meet up.
Also, fyi, Mr. C's is a 2 minute walk from my house.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


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#19
haha, well actually i live just a little bit further than bournemouth in christchurch
but i know alot of people from poole.

and i cant say i have!
have you heard of sufforence?
or jennifer liez?


Quote by Black60Jack
WTF is a scale any way.


#20
Quote by BcRichOwner
haha, well actually i live just a little bit further than bournemouth in christchurch
but i know alot of people from poole.

and i cant say i have!
have you heard of sufforence?
or jennifer liez?

OMG YES. Big Dean, I know him, like 6 foot 7. He gave me whiskey
And yeah Sufforence are amazing, I gave their singer a screaming contest once and he said he wants me to sing with them He was very drunk...


Quote by rorythefaggot
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wiggyisgreat is from POOLE? And BcRichOwner? Dudes, we should meet up.
Also, fyi, Mr. C's is a 2 minute walk from my house.

Holy **** same! Well kinda, I live in Ashley Cross
#21
I know a couple of people from each band.
Not really my scene, but I'd still watch them.
Did you ever see Covet when they were still together?

EDIT: yeah, holy ****, I think we live VERY close to each other.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#22
Quote by rorythefaggot
I know a couple of people from each band.
Not really my scene, but I'd still watch them.
Did you ever see Covet when they were still together?

EDIT: yeah, holy ****, I think we live VERY close to each other.

Nope I recognize you man, did you go to Poole Grammar?

edit:
#23
haha ahh yeah i know all the guys from covet, they were pretty good!

jennifer liez have split up too but frank, cal, dee and some other guy are starting a new band


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WTF is a scale any way.


#24
Quote by BcRichOwner
haha ahh yeah i know all the guys from covet, they were pretty good!

jennifer liez have split up too but frank, cal, dee and some other guy are starting a new band

Oh no really? I didn't know that
Dee that's it, not dean... what's there new bands name?
#25
Isn't that Buried Beneath the Lies?
And no, I go to Bournemouth Grammar.


We have completely hijacked this thread.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#26
yeah i think jamie got fed up with some of them not bothering or something
and they all got abit bored of it

they havent got a name yet although theyre still using the same myspace

edit: and be glad you go to those schools
when i moved here there was NO spaces anywhere
which is why i now go to one of the crappest schools in dorset


Quote by Black60Jack
WTF is a scale any way.


#27
Quote by rorythefaggot
Isn't that Buried Beneath the Lies?
And no, I go to Bournemouth Grammar.


We have completely hijacked this thread.

Man I swear I recognize you Do you know any people from Poole that I might possible know? Quite a broad question...


edit:

Quote by BcRichOwner
yeah i think jamie got fed up with some of them not bothering or something
and they all got abit bored of it

they havent got a name yet although theyre still using the same myspace

edit: and be glad you go to those schools
when i moved here there was NO spaces anywhere
which is why i now go to one of the crappest schools in dorset

Ahh.. Poole High? porchester?
#28
nahh, the grange
you might not of heard of it
its in the middle of somerford council estate


Quote by Black60Jack
WTF is a scale any way.


#29
I don't think it would particularly be due to people from PGS, i lost touch with the few people that I did know who went there.
I'm trying to think where you recognise me from.. Town perhaps? I used to go there pretty regularly about a year ago. Uhh... I'm quite a regular at Mr. Kyps, that's about it I guess.

EDIT: WAIT, have you guys heard of Arcane? Hilarity may ensue if so.
derp
lol u have faggot in ur username


Quote by Jack Off Jill
You know, if you, Silent Deftone and I get together.. We'd be unstoppable at the night clubs.


Everything I say is to be taken as serious fucking business.
#30
actually if my wife was having a baby the first thing i'd do would be, getting my lawyer and suing the condom company
#31
Quote by rorythefaggot
I don't think it would particularly be due to people from PGS, i lost touch with the few people that I did know who went there.
I'm trying to think where you recognise me from.. Town perhaps? I used to go there pretty regularly about a year ago. Uhh... I'm quite a regular at Mr. Kyps, that's about it I guess.

EDIT: WAIT, have you guys heard of Arcane? Hilarity may ensue if so.


hahaha! i know Arcane
thats some funny ****


Quote by Black60Jack
WTF is a scale any way.


#32
Quote by BcRichOwner
nahh, the grange
you might not of heard of it
its in the middle of somerford council estate

Oh god Poor you.


Quote by rorythefaggot
I don't think it would particularly be due to people from PGS, i lost touch with the few people that I did know who went there.
I'm trying to think where you recognise me from.. Town perhaps? I used to go there pretty regularly about a year ago. Uhh... I'm quite a regular at Mr. Kyps, that's about it I guess.

EDIT: WAIT, have you guys heard of Arcane? Hilarity may ensue if so.

Yeah maybe, I went to Baden Powell Middle School but I doubt i recognize you from there Yeah it might have been in town, I was there regularly about a year ago too, now I just can't be arsed
No I haven't heard of Arcane...

Anyway back on the subject of the thread...
#34
Quote by wiggyisgreat
You will rarely find me posting such a high calibre thread.

But

Say, if your most favourite band/artist ever was doing a gig at your local town, and you had booked tickets months in advance and got really excited about it, but then your wife decided to give birth on that particular night, what would you do? Be with your wife and watch your child get born, of see your favourite artists perform and meet them after the gig at the pub
The majority of UG will have to put themselves in the position of having a significant other
Example: John Frusciante does a gig at my local. OMG OMG OMG. *gets ready to go*..*wife screams, goes into labour* Do I go to the gig and meet someone I love, or do I help my wife?

Pfft! High caliber? The answer is a no brainer.
Forget the concert. Go with the wife to the hospital and be there when your child is born.

Missing the birth of your child would have the same result as cheating on your wife.

It will end any chance you have of siring more children:

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#35
haha, i doubt i know either of you, although i probably know people that you do

i usually hang around in bournemouth rather than poole


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WTF is a scale any way.


#36
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Pfft! High caliber? The answer is a no brainer.
Forget the concert. Go with the wife to the hospital and be there when your child is born.

Missing the birth of your child would have the same result as cheating on your wife.

It will end any chance you have of siring more children:


Ever heard of sarcasm old git?

Ah ok you've twisted my arm, although I quite like the idea of Frusciante delivering my baby...
#37
Quote by wiggyisgreat
You will rarely find me posting such a high calibre thread.

But

Say, if your most favourite band/artist ever was doing a gig at your local town, and you had booked tickets months in advance and got really excited about it, but then your wife decided to give birth on that particular night, what would you do? Be with your wife and watch your child get born, of see your favourite artists perform and meet them after the gig at the pub
The majority of UG will have to put themselves in the position of having a significant other
Example: John Frusciante does a gig at my local. OMG OMG OMG. *gets ready to go*..*wife screams, goes into labour* Do I go to the gig and meet someone I love, or do I help my wife?




i'd choose wife
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#38
if it was the first baby, wife. if it was the second, probably still wife. if it was the third, i think we'd both be getting bored by that time

so i reckon by the third baby you'll be safe.
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#39
The gig. If ever I do get a wife she would have divorced me long before having kids was on the agenda.
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#40
Wife because there is probably a reason why I married her in the first place.
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