#1
ok soo i only have one bad eye, and i was thinking i could either get lasik eye surgery or a monocle, do they even make monocles anymore?
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#2
What are you talking about man. Just wear glasses or get surgery you would look like a complete douche with a monocle..
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#4
thats what i said too man! like my eye doctor was like, we recomend lasik and i was like i recomend an one eye glass duesche
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#6
Why dont you just get a pair of glasses with 2 different magnification lenses?

Either that or a monocle....


.....or if you have the money, get lasic eye surgery.
#7
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Why dont you just get a pair of glasses with 2 different magnification lenses?

Either that or a monocle....


.....or if you have the money, get lasic eye surgery.

or get just one contact
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#8
Oh gods, a monocle would so totally kick arse. I think I'll have to explore the possibilities of getting one and wearing it on a gig.
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#9
Get the surgery, don't tell anyone. Buy a cheap, toy, monocle and tell everyone that you do need it.
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#10
The only way you're going to pull off a monocle is if you also wear a top hat. And possibly also a big mustache that curls at the end
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#12
As the other guy said, you would completely OWN everyone every day no matter what you do.

and for Halloween you could be the monopoly guy with a pimp cane and s h it.
#13
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Dude

Get a monocle

You'd own everyone

Everywhere

In every way.


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Dude

Get a monocle

You'd own everyone

Everywhere

In every way.

i completely agree

definately get a monocle, it would be the peak of awesomeness!
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