#1
Hey I just blowed my nose and there was like mucas hanging out my nose and it was hard like, solid. I tried to blow it out but it wouldn't work. WTF is up with this? I even tried taking my fingers and pulling it out but it could be pulled out a mile long. I'm a little scared now . Could it have anything to do with the weather? And guys, I am dead serious this happened.
#3
haha i love long boogers
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#4
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Hey I just blowed my nose and there was like mucas hanging out my nose and it was hard like, solid. I tried to blow it out but it wouldn't work. WTF is up with this? I even tried taking my fingers and pulling it out but it could be pulled out a mile long. I'm a little scared now . Could it have anything to do with the weather? And guys, I am dead serious this happened.

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#6
I usused to eat them as a child. We called them "snadders" lmao!
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#7
ewwww ^
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#9
Yeah you definatly have aids...


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#10
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Yeah you definatly have aids...


even worse


you have terrible grammar! Mucus. Blew.
ehh
#11
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I usused to eat them as a child. We called them "snadders" lmao!


Given that I'm from NI too, reading that in a NI accent is hilarious.
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#12
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Given that I'm from NI too, reading that in a NI accent is hilarious.


Quite now that i think about it! lmao. "STAP PICKIN EM SNADDERs OUTTA UR WILLICK JEEEMY!"
haha
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#14
That's disgusting.

And you probably have a cold. Or maybe cystic fibrosis. But we'll say a cold.
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#15
this is the pit. if you want seriousness, go to another internetz.
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#18
stop! dont do it before you have a camera on standby. GO!
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#19
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pics or it didn't happen.


i lol'd.
i've seen it several times before. but this was the best.
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#21
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That's disgusting.

And you probably have a cold. Or maybe cystic fibrosis. But we'll say a cold.


If it was cystic fibrosis wouldnt it be coming out of the mouth?
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#22
I had that a few years back I was really sick and blew my nose and this thing came out and I grabbed it and pulled it came out to be like 10 inches long.
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#23
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I usused to eat them as a child. We called them "snadders" lmao!


That made no sense until realised you were from NI. Are you sure the proper spelling isn't 'snotters' or is this a slightly different name?