#1
So lately my computer has been taking ages to start up,

today, i hit the power button, monitor shown a black screen for 20 mins, until my screensaver thing came up (that was shown on the monitor) then i shuck my mouse and hello mr black screen again!

This happened for about 2 hours

Been going on for about 2 months and its really bugging me now!

can anyone help?

thanks x
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#2
I think you've been downloading too much porn...




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#3
ahaha i dont download porn
Quote by spazzymagee417
after i wipe i look at the toilet paper. anyone else do that?


Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
hamburger. put your wang between your cojones and turn 'em sideways.


hahahaha
#4
i would:

1. virus/adware/spyware scan
2. disk defrag
3. uninstall things you dont ever use
4. delete files you dont want/need anymore
5. upgrade RAM


and if none of those work, try other things like checking to make sure all of your chips are working properly. if thats no the case, then grab all the crap you want to save on an external hard drive and reformat. its what i do when my comp starts to slow down
#5
oki i'll try that thanks
Quote by spazzymagee417
after i wipe i look at the toilet paper. anyone else do that?


Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
hamburger. put your wang between your cojones and turn 'em sideways.


hahahaha
#6
Scrub and rebuild. If you can get logged in I would search the regisry and delete any suspicious entries before rebuilding. If you are smart you would already have a backup of any sh1t you wanted to keep. I wouldn't restore anything that you backed up in the past two months or just before the problem started.
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