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#1
I havn't told ANYBODY (literally nobody knows this is coming), so I figure I'll tell the vast universe of The Pit what's happening.
Me & the girlfriend of almost four years and mother of our child, are going on a date tonight, and I'm popping the question at Belle Isle
Wish me luck
Originally posted by VoodooChild15
If your girlfriend's having sex at 13, she's a dirty dirty whore. And if you're having sex at 14, you're a dirty dirty...pimp.


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#4
Shouldn't the parent be notified or something?

Who knows, go for it.

Good luck!
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#6
Crazy mother****er.

Four years and a child? I don't need to wish you good luck.

Congrats, you crazy mofo.
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#7
Have the ring inserted in her stomach then find someway for her to get her stomach pumped and propose to her at the hospital
#9
Omg Ur Prozposzin To Me?!1!?/?!??!??1?1
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#11
Slap up meal £100

Engagement ring £500

Telling the pit over everyone else in your own family... Priceless!




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#13
Good luck and best wishes for the future.
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#14
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Omg Ur Prozposzin To Me?!1!?/?!??!??1?1


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and best of luck man.
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#15
F**King well.In.There.Mate

I respect anyone who can last with a female of all species for that long, let alone reproduce with them.
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#16
Quote by Absent Mind
Slap up meal £100

Engagement ring £500

Telling the pit over everyone else in your own family... Priceless!


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#17
Good luck dude. Are you just doing an "old fashioned get down on your knee pop out a ring"?
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#19
Congratulations! I'm sure she'll say yes.
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#20
WOAHHHH

Dude, that's insanely awesome. Good luck for you and your future man!

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#22
good luck :>
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#24
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Good luck dude. Are you just doing an "old fashioned get down on your knee pop out a ring"?


Yup. I plan on being all old-school and traditional about it. Saying her whole name and everything.

Thanks for the support, everyone. It helps a lot.
Originally posted by VoodooChild15
If your girlfriend's having sex at 13, she's a dirty dirty whore. And if you're having sex at 14, you're a dirty dirty...pimp.


Looking for a drummer in the Detroit, MI area
PM if interested!

MySpace
#26
Good luck man, I hope everything goes well!

Tell us how it went, too
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#27
I really hope her parents like you or they are gonna be pissed.

Good luck on both of those accounts.
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#28
Good luck Dude. She'll Say yes Fer Suuuuure. and if shes a little ansy about it, compare yourself to the rest of the Guys from the Pit. Youll look like George Clooney mixed With Slash and a Hint of Brad Pit.

#29
Pull the ring out of your ass as an added surprise.

On a more serious point good luck
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#32
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I really hope her parents like you or they are gonna be pissed.

Since he is the father of their grandson, they were probably hoping for this.
#33
Like i said on your comments, good luck. Please tell us how it went, and where the weding is so UG can drop its gifts by.
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#35
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Like i said on your comments, good luck. Please tell us how it went, and where the weding is so UG can drop its gifts by.

by gifts, do you mean mudkipz, LOL WUT pears, roflcopters, and *********?
#36
Quote by G-Rock
I havn't told ANYBODY (literally nobody knows this is coming), so I figure I'll tell the vast universe of The Pit what's happening.
Me & the girlfriend of almost four years and mother of our child, are going on a date tonight, and I'm popping the question at Belle Isle
Wish me luck



....thats a shame
#37
right after she gives you an answer, run out on her, go to your computer, and tell the pit.

hehe, congratulations


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#39
Good luck dude, but what the **** are you still doing in the pit? Get out there and get proposing!!!

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#40
She'll say yes, I'm sure of it.
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