#1
Hey Guys,

What would be the ultimate funniest thing to do for my schools talent show? Keep in mind it is a Christian school.
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#5
read a passage from the book of mormon.
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#6
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#7
Skeleton Christ by Slayer.

"Hail satan!"
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#9
Converting would be funny as an outsider not some christian school goer.

Hmm lets brain storm.. How about a boxing ring match between jesus and the burger king KING.

Se that would be priceless and if you do it right like with a jesus mask and the bk king costume.

That would be priceless i would pay to see that, and if you do do that, record it and youtube it
#10
Play Your Wrong by NOFX

its hilarious, and they would love you
the first words-

"your wrong about virtues of Christianity"
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#12
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make a porno of How Jesus was Concieved.


haha u made my day
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#15
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Got more

Sacrifice a lamb
Premarital sex
Kiss another guy



OR, you could combine the three, and have premarital sex with a male lamb (and kiss it).......
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#16
Pray to Allah
Quote by HuckIt
I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
#17
go up on stage and play the one snickers song, found here
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/m/misc_television/snickers_commercial_tab.htm
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When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.

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#21
Quote by Tubyboulin
make a porno of How Jesus was Concieved.

good lord...that was the funniest thing...
#22
Dress up as the three-wise-men/priests/virgin mary/whatever and cover gay bar.