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#1
We've all heard the clichés. I like my coffee black, just like my metal, women, etc.
Well, it's ANTI-CLICHÉ time! Come up with your most original "I like my coffee..." phrase, and post it here.

For example: I like my coffee how I like my women, hot and full of cream.
#2
I like my coffee how I like my woman, as black as my balls!

(try saying it like the guy from the Unforgivable videos..pretty fun and nifty)
#3
I like my coffee hot....JUS LIKE YOUR MOM!!!
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#4
I like my coffee like my women, full of piss.


...what?
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#5
I like my women how I like my bread...


Brown and seedy.
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#8
I like my coffee like I like this thread.


I don't.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#9
I like my women like I like my coffee, In a plastic cup.
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#10
The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble. I like my coffee black just like my metal!
#11
I like my coffee but I drink green tea instead for the anti-oxidants.
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Wow, SkyValley = Epic win.
#12
I like my coffee irish.
Originally posted by germ
all of you shut up, or i swear ill turn this car RIGHT AROUND!!!!!

*closed*

damn. i was never good at magic tricks.
#14
SERIOUSLY! Thats how you bend spoons?
Originally posted by germ
all of you shut up, or i swear ill turn this car RIGHT AROUND!!!!!

*closed*

damn. i was never good at magic tricks.
#17
I like my coffee like I like chairs, with an ass cushion.
Quote by armon77
im american but i think canada would win. they would probably lay low until everyone took each other out and then finish the last one standing off in one fell swoop. sneaky bastards.

heh heh^
#19
i like my coffee like i like my women, WHITE BITCH! >=((


=D
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#21
I like my coffee like I like my women, hot, white, sweet and full of cream.
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#24
I like my coffee just like my women, in my mouth.
“My vocation is more in composition really than anything else - building up harmonies using the guitar, orchestrating the guitar like an army, a guitar army.”- Jimmy Page
#25
I like my coffee like I like my women, in a plastic cup.

*Waits for someone to get that*
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#27
Quote by ibryant0915
I DON'T like my guitars like I like my women, with someone else's wood inside her.



You like your women with someone else's wood insider her? That's cool I guess.
#29
Quote by The Virtuoso
I like my coffee like I like my women, in a plastic cup.

*Waits for someone to get that*

uhhhhhh 2 girls in 1 cup??
#30
I like my coffee like I like my women, dead.
Quote by XtremeSkater69
"AW YEA BITCH BAWLS IN DA ASS" while his homies in the background are like, "YEA ANTOINE FREAK DAT BITCH!!!!!"

I wanna be Jackie Onassis
I wanna wear a pair of dark sunglasses
I wanna be Jackie oh oh OH OH PLEASE DON'T DIE
#33
I like my coffee like I like my women; $0.75 per ounce.
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#35
Quote by Rockford_rocks
I like my coffee like I like Fall Out Boy.


I don't.



I like my women like I like Fall Out Boy.


Silent.
#37
Quote by crazydiamond73
I like my coffee like I like my women, dead.


that made me lol uncontrollably, and it was possibly the dumbest thing I've read this week, good job.


EDIT:

I like my wine like I like my women.

White, eight years old, and in the basement.
I've decided that my signature is terrible. I'm open to suggestions.


Click me, or I'll die.


# Un-nominated in UG Top 100,
#39
I like my Women how I like my Cream with Eric Clapton
Amp:
Fender Blues Jr (GH1230 Celestion Speaker)
Pedals
Barber DD
Wilson WH-10 Clone
Ibanez WH10 V2

Pitchblack Tuner
Boss DD-3
Guitars: 06' Custom Fender Strat Lindy Fralin Blues Specials, Callaham Tremolo
09' Olympic White Stratocaster
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